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妈的 Ah, shit.
嗨 安妮 我得去上班了 Hey, Ann. I gotta go to work.
嗨 我是游泳俱乐部凯伦 请给我留言 Hi, it's Karen from SwimTech. Leave me a message.
亲爱的 本希望能听到你声音的 Hey, hon. I was hoping to catch you.
今天我考试 祝我好运吧 爱你 It's my big test day, so wish me luck. Okay, love you.
啊 该死 Ah, fuck! Fuck.
我去 瑜伽裤 Oh, God. Ah, fuck, mmm, yoga pants.
赶紧走 Let's go!
查戈 我们走 赶紧的 Chacho, let's go! Let's go!
嫌犯驾驶黑色雪佛兰 Suspect's in black Chevy.
我们上 We got him.
哇噢 Whoa!
-我靠 搞什么鬼 -你停下来干什么 - Holy shit! What the fuck was that? - What are you stopping for?
把枪放在地上 Put your gun on the fucking floor.
管我屁事 你车技太差 It's not my fault. You're the one driving like a fucking dick.
你他妈的能捏稳M4的扳机吗 Oh, so you steady yourself on the trigger of an M4?
看到吗 外面那些家伙才叫专业“操枪手” You see those? Those are the "oh, shit" handles.
他们天生会玩枪 That's what they're there for.
闭嘴 开车 Shut up and drive!
两个选项 枪放下 或闭嘴 Two options. Gun on the floor, or a muzzle in your mouth.
-开车 -好的 - Drive! - There you go!
开火 Open fire!
孙子 Son of a whore!
开车 查戈 开车 伙计 Drive, Chacho! Drive, man!
我们走 Let's go!
走吧 你还在等什么 Let's go. What are you waiting for?
-这真他妈蠢 -说什么 - It's kind of a dick move. - What?
这就像卸磨杀驴 It's like Santa shot Rudolph after all the deliveries, you know?
你真是个滑稽蛋 查戈 You're a funny motherfucker, Chacho.
冷笑话 伙计 真他妈的冷 伙计 That's cold, dude. That's fucking cold, dude.
走吧 Let's go, let's go.
你得到后座去 You gotta get in the back.
-你应该假装客人 -快走 - It's supposed to look like a fare. - Just go!
出租车司机不会在前排与客人唠嗑 Not like a cabbie with his homie ridin' in the front.
你得到后座去 You gotta get in the back.
-快走 -到后面去 - Just go. - Get in the back.
不可能 It ain't happenin'.
-不去？ -不去 - No? - No.
妈的 Fuck it.
特拉维夫 Tel Aviv, Tel Aviv.
什么玩意 What?
特拉维夫 Tel Aviv, Tel Aviv.
上 Go! Go! Go!
特拉维夫？特拉维夫是什么鬼东西 Tel Aviv? What the fuck is Tel Aviv?
噢 Oh.
查戈 Chacho.
不 我是卡斯蒂洛 No, it's Castillo.
卡斯蒂洛警官 Agent Castillo.
挺无奈的吧 I know, It's a bummer, right?
看看那些家伙 Look at those guys. Whoa!
我带你去巴哈马和我家人一起度假 I took you on vacation to the Bahamas with my family.
那次太棒了 我很喜欢 It was great. I loved it.
你个混蛋 还去了亚特兰蒂斯 You fucking piece of shit! To the Atlantis!
对 但2009年你还在信用社开枪打了我搭档 Yeah, but in '09, you shot my partner in a credit union.
他的名字是迈克尔·格莱德 His name was Michael Glade.
别动 Hey, keep still.
别紧张 都别开枪 Easy. Nobody shoot.
别动 查戈 Don't move, Chacho!
我中弹了 I'm shot!
感觉真好 Oh, that felt so good!
妈的 Oh, shit!
我向上帝祈祷 说 I was praying to God, I was, like,
请给我一个开枪的理由 结果你就蹦过来了 兄弟 "Please give me a reason to shoot you." And you came through, bro!
你搞什么鬼 居然向搭档开枪 What's wrong with you? You shot your partner!
还有最后一个惊喜 Oh, there's one last surprise.
即使你请我度假 你还是亏欠我了 I figured you still owe me, even after the vacation and everything.
看 你老婆 Look at this. Your wife.
混蛋 Motherfucker!
我要杀了你 查戈 I'm gonna kill you, Chacho!
我只是较为关注她而已 你却没有 兄弟 I just gave her the attention you didn't, bro.
你只需抱她一下的 You should've cuddled. You should've cuddled, bro.
查戈 我要杀了你 Chacho, I'll kill you!
警校 考试一：体能
警校 考试二：枪法
警校 考试三：擒拿
来吧 Here we go.
快点 娘炮们 打啊 Get at it, girls! Let's go!
这是猫打架吗 上 娘炮们 赶紧 Are you cat fighting? Come on, girls! There you go. There you go.
凯尔 加油 Shoot, Kyle! Come on!
贝克 怎么回事 Baker, what the hell?
只是搏斗练习 It's a grappling exercise!
我很抱歉 老兄 你没事吧 I'm so sorry. Dude, are you okay?
他伤了我的膝盖 He hit my bad knee.
我有过外伤 这是自然反应 接下来就按训练发招了 I've had some trauma, then I reacted, and my training took over.
-我很抱歉 -什么训练 - I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. - What training?
-哪个该死的训练 -我没有进行任何训练 - What goddamn training? - I don't have any training.
离开垫子 Get off the mat.
打得好 Good punch.
警校 考试四：摩托控制
这些考试统统不及格 None of these aptitude scores
最低合格标准都没到 meet even the lowest standards for graduation.
事实上 大多数残疾学员 In fact, most of the disabled cadets
得分也比你高很多 scored much, much higher.
-是吗 -没错 甚至是枪法 - They did? - Yeah, even in marksmanship.
好吧 我不怀疑 Well, I don't doubt that.
如今的残疾人都是神仙 Disabled folks are doing a ton these days.
你看那个无腿奥运选手 Look at that Olympic runner with no legs.
他甚至杀了他女朋友 He killed his girlfriend even.
这不算什么成就 但却令人印象深刻 Not that that's an accomplishment, but still, it's impressive
其暴力程度… in its severity.
你的身体 And then there is your physical.
做过23次手术？ You've had 23 surgeries?
是的 脚部 脚踝 Yeah, I've had feet, ankles,
膝盖 肩膀 knees and shoulders.
我这里装了一段钛肱骨 很酷的 And I have a titanium humerus from here to here. It's pretty cool.
那你感觉如何 So, how do you feel?
感觉很好 我在做药物养生 You know, I feel pretty darn good. I'm on a pharmaceutical regimen.
很有帮助 That helps a lot.
除了下雨的时候很难熬 Except for when it rains. Those days are pretty rough.
我打赌是的 Oh, I bet.
我想我不能住在西雅图 I don't think I could live in Seattle.
乔恩 你为什么想成为加州巡警？ Jon, why do you wanna be CHP?
说实话 我妻子想要分居 Truth be told, my wife wants a separation.
一年前 我失去了比赛赞助 I lost my sponsors about a year ago
我很消沉 and I've been just wallowing.
显然她对我慢慢失去兴趣了 And she understandably has lost her attraction to me.
当我看她时 我能感觉得到 I can feel it when I look at her.
你没事吧 我不是故意的 Are you okay? I didn't mean to be a bummer.
只是触发了… It just triggered
-我的共鸣 -对不起 - some of my stuff. - I'm sorry.
我和我丈夫泰德也有同样的问题 I've got some of the same issues with my husband Ted.
-听到这个消息我很抱歉 -非常痛苦 - I'm so sorry to hear that. - It's very painful.
这是凯伦 她是游泳教练 This is Karen. She's a swim instructor.
哇 她很漂亮 Whoa! She's very beautiful.
谢谢 他真的很帅 Thank you. He is really good-looking
他很帅 and he's handsome.
你是一个非常幸运的人 You are a very lucky man.
谢谢 谢谢 Thank you. Thank you.
那么 加州巡警的身份对你有用吗 乔恩 So, how does CHP play into it, Jon?
我在夫妻治疗课程中学到 You know, I learned in couples' therapy
女人经常和类似父亲的人结婚 而她的父亲是警察 that women often marry their fathers, and her dad was a cop.
-我明白了 -嗯 - Ah, I get it. - Yeah.
你做骑警吧 我批给你 Well, you can ride a motorcycle. I'll give you that.
好的 夫人 超屌 Yes, ma'am, like a motherfucker.
说实话 乔恩 Okay. I'mma level with you, Jon.
-我喜欢你 -谢谢 - I like you. - Thank you.
-你的眼睛很漂亮 -谢谢 - You have nice eyes. - Thank you.
你让我想起了我丈夫 You remind me of my husband.
谢谢 Thank you.
告诉你 今天是你的幸运日 Tell you what. Today's your lucky day.
我授予你结业 但签署试用条款 I'm gonna graduate you on a probationary clause,
意思是 如果没在你部门排名前10% which means if you are not in the top 10% of your department
包括品行、安全和传令方面 你就完蛋了 for conduct, safety, and citations, you're a fucking goner.
-你懂了吗 -是的 警官 一清二楚 - You got me? - Yes, ma'am, loud and clear.
别搞砸了 Don't fuck this up.
向右拉 Pull to the right.
3-9基地 我们是7-0-4 3-9 to base, we're 7-0-4.
为什么叫我们下公路 How they gonna force us off the highway,
然后却又他妈的堵在出口？ then block the fucking exit?
LT 安全了吗 LT? Clear?
嘿 嘿 嘿 Hey, hey, hey.
你认为安保车后门爆炸后 You think that door's gonna evaporate
那车里的女人不会死是吧？ and not kill that woman right there?
爸爸 什么女人？ Oh, Dad, what woman?
你又嗨了 对吧 You're high, right?
现在大中午的 你已经嗨得不行了 It's noon and you're high already.
得了 爸爸 Lay off, Dad.
不 不 No, no, no!
求你 不要 Please, no!
会没事的 女士 It's gonna be okay, ma'am.
你马上就可以回家玩猫去了 You're gonna be home with your cats in no time.
安全 Clear!
妈的 Oh, shit!
老鹰6号 收到代码11-80 在210国道和洛厄尔 EAGLE-6, we have an 11-80 at the 210 and Lowell.
老鹰6号回应 收到11-80 210国道和洛厄尔 EAGLE-6 responding to 11-80 at 210 and Lowell.
LT 这是怎么回事 LT. What's going on?
计划不是这样的 This ain't the plan.
你干什么 What are you doin', man?
你和TJ上一次收获了20万大奖 You and TJ skimmed 200 grand off the last job.
你以为我没注意吗 You think I wouldn't notice?
他们在斜坡上 TJ 两辆摩托 They're on the ramp, TJ. Two bikes.
调度 我是老鹰6号 Dispatch, this is EAGLE-6.
四名嫌犯 两辆黑色摩托车 We have four suspects on two black motorcycles
朝宾夕法尼亚大道东行 heading eastbound toward Pennsylvania Ave.
开枪射击 Shots fired, shots fired!
让我们看看你的男朋友有多爱你 Let's see how much your boyfriend loves you.
-上帝 他劫持了戴维 -戴维是谁 - Oh, my God. He's got David. - Who's David?
他们中要死一个 One of you is gonna die.
你选择吧 小偷 You choose, thief.
小偷？他妈的是什么意思 Thief? Fuck does that mean?
我允许你分一杯羹 你却偷我的？ I let you on my crew, and you're gonna steal from me?
不是你 就是戴维在搞鬼 It's you or David.
TJ TJ!
嘿 TJ Hey, TJ!
扣回去 Buckle back in!
别跳 TJ Don't jump, TJ!
别跳 Don't jump!
TJ TJ!
你有两周时间把我们的钱拿回来 否则你也要死 You've got two weeks to get our money back, or you die, too.
你明白了吗 You understand?
克雷 你已经回来了 好极了 Clay! You're back already, dude? That's great.
是的 让我告诉你一些事情 Yeah, let me tell you something.
我要做两次手术 才能重新抱我的孩子 It's gonna take two surgeries just so I can lift my children again,
你个混蛋 you fucking asshole.
这种感谢方式很奇怪 Whoa! That's a weird way to thank me
虽然我救你一命 伙计 不过不客气 for saving your life, buddy, but you're welcome!
-开枪打我是好意？ -绝对的 - Shooting me was an act of kindness? - Absolutely!
你应该让我报答你的好意 You should allow me to return the favor.
但赫克托抢了你的枪 万一对我开枪呢 But Hector's got your gun. How are you gonna shoot me?
-你是个糟糕的搭档 -嗯 你太无能了 - Hey! You're a bad partner! - Yeah? You're incompetent!
-你是坏人 -你连警官都不是 - You're a bad person. - You're not even an agent.
-要命的警官 -克雷 回家去 - Bad agent! - Clay, go home.
你最好冷敷交替热敷 You're gonna want to alternate between heat and ice.
-每次20分钟 -闭嘴 我们走 - Twenty minutes each time. - Shut up. Let's go.
-过来 -混蛋 - Get over here. - Fucker.
加州巡警内部要求我们协助押运车一案 CHP Internal has asked for our help on that armored car job.
他们认为有内鬼 They think some of their own were involved.
就是那个机长跳飞机的案子？ What, the one where the pilot jumped?
也许是副驾驶推下去的 具体不知 Yeah, or maybe the copilot pushed him. They don't know.
他们怀疑有多少内鬼 How many cops do they suspect?
五个 我们必须找出他们 Five. We need to find them.
他们涉案金额多少 How much they get?
1260万 12.6 million.
卡车刚刚离开圣安妮塔 载着“育马者杯”的钱款 Truck had just left Santa Anita with the cash take from the Breeders' Cup.
你想让我去审讯他们？ You want me to go out there and ask some questions?
不 我要你卧底 No, I want you to go on the inside.
不会吧 No shit?
去部里做卧底？太棒了 Go undercover within the department? That's awesome.
你会骑车吗 Can you ride a bike?
为什么骑车 Why a bike?
坏蛋爱飙车 你行吗 The bad guys ride bikes. Can you?
噢 我是马达之神 Oh, I dominate anything with a motor.
别自以为是 我可是认真的 Don't get cocky. I'm serious.
我不是自大 给我一个除雪机 我都能当车骑 I'm not cocky either. Give me a snow blower, step the fuck back.
甚至除草机 A weed-whipper? I own that shit!
听着 我们谈谈你开枪打艾伦的事情 Listen, we need to talk about you shooting Allen
还有你手机上赫克托老婆的照片 and the photos of Hector's wife on your phone.
你准备当卧底 There's gonna be a panel.
艾伦是个娘们 我们都知道 Allen's a pussy. We both know that.
他武器给罪犯抢了 你为什么不检讨他呢 He handed over his weapon to a detainee. Why don't you review him?
你最好忘记这事 You need to bury it.
因为他负责洛杉矶以外的调查事务 Because he's leading the investigation out in LA.
他才是你的重点 He's gonna be your point.
请不要派那个小丑来 Don't send that clown, please.
你觉得自从格莱德事件后 每个人都是小丑 You think everybody since Glade was a clown.
不 但他是个真正的小丑 No, but he is a real clown!
你就像个寡妇 克服一下吧 You're acting like a fucking widow. Get over it.
-抱歉 -你怎么解释这些照片 - Sorry. - And how do you explain the pictures?
别人发给我不请自来的照片 Well, I can't help it if someone sends me unsolicited photos.
你叫我怎么办 How am I gonna stop that?
你和这事无关咯？ So, you had nothing to do with it?
除了我外表英俊和体格匀称 没我啥事 Aside from being handsome and symmetrical, no.
那么她手机里有你的老二照片 也不怪你咯？ So, you're not to blame for the cock shots your phone sent to her phone?
也许是你睡着的时候拍的？ Or did your phone take them while you were asleep?
问题你的老二看起来很清醒 Because your dick looked wide awake.
当时 似乎没有别的选择 At the time, it seemed like the more innocent option.
起码比真的上了她要好吧 It was less wrong than actually plowing her.
很好 所以你没和她上床？ Good! So you didn't have sex with her?
最终上了 所以我刚才说“当时”二字 Eventually, I did. That's why I said, "At the time".
那是被告的妻子 该被告是你的案子 That's the defendant's wife! The defendant in your case!
我听得很清楚 先生 I hear you loud and clear, sir.
我真的希望你有够明白 I really hope you do.
我不想因为屁大的事而失去一个好警官 Because I'd hate to lose a great agent over some bullshit.
我觉得你是个性瘾者 I think you're a sex addict.
我明白 先生 I understand, sir.
我会扮谁？ So, who am I playing?
他们让你扮演… They got you playing, uh...
弗朗西斯·卢艾林·庞彻罗 You're gonna be Francis Llewellyn Poncherello.
妈蛋 名字太长了 That's a fucked up name. That's a lot of names.
那太糟糕了 因为我们已经建档了 Well, that's too bad because we already built the bio.
我们怎么办 难道再去变更？ What are we gonna do, go and change it?
明白了 Got it.
你的名字是弗朗西斯·卢艾林·庞彻罗警官 Your name is Officer Francis Llewellyn Poncherello
你是从加州巡警雷丁分局转移过来的 and you're transferring from CHP in Redding.
只有琳德尔警督知道你属于联邦调查局 Captain Lindel will be the only person that knows you're FBI.
她安排你和一个名叫乔恩·贝克的菜鸟一起 She put you with a rookie named Jon Baker.
他什么都不知道 And he won't know shit about shit,
你和他组队出去 不会起疑 so you'll be able to drag him around without him getting suspicious.
远离洛杉矶的那个辣妹 And stay away from that hot ass out there in LA.
你的任务是什么 What's your job?
找到五个黑警 Find the five dirty cops.
没错 融入 That's right. Blend in.
嘿 Hey!
怎么样 我是乔恩 What's up? I'm Jon.
乔恩·贝克 Jon Baker.
弗朗西斯·庞彻罗 Francis, uh, Poncherello.
-噢 你是庞彻罗 -是的 - Oh, you're Poncherello? - Yeah.
-真棒 伙计 我们是搭档 -真酷 - Awesome, man. We're partners. - Oh, cool.
我们来办点实事 Let's kick this off with the real thing.
伙计 Oh, dude!
-好 -慢一点 - Okay. - Slow down a little bit.
-抱歉 -这有点过分 - Sorry. - That was a bit much.
如果你是同性恋之类的 没问题的 If you're homophobic or whatever, that's cool.
不 不 什么 No, no, no. What?
同性恋没什么值得骄傲 但我完全尊重你的选择 I mean, it's not cool to be homophobic, but I totally respect your right to be.
等等 你认为我是同性恋 因为我不会拥抱一个男人 Wait, you think I'm homophobic because I won't embrace a man
才认识的内裤男 你是这个意思吗 in his underpants that I just met? Is that your definition?
但你的反应真的很强烈 暧昧的暴力 But your reaction was really strong. Borderline violent.
如果我是比基尼辣妹 I bet if I were a hot woman in a bikini,
你会抱我 是吗 you'd probably be fine hugging me, yeah?
你的问题是 我宁愿拥抱比基尼辣妹 Your question is, "Would I prefer to hug a hot woman in a bikini
而不抱只穿内裤的陌生男子？ "over a male stranger in his underpants?"
我的答案将决定我 是否同性恋 And my answer to that will determine whether or not I'm a homophobe,
就像你说的 like, according to you?
你把问题简单化了 但确实如此 I think you've oversimplified it, but yes.
-没错 -好 - I do. - Okay.
我的答案 我是高级警官 Here's my answer. I'm the senior officer here.
你是个新手 连屁股和嘴巴都分不清 You're the rookie that doesn't know his mouth from his asshole,
更不用说对同性恋的定义了 let alone the definition of homophobia.
所以从现在起 你要闭上你的臭嘴 So, from here on out, you're just gonna shut the fuck up
耐心等待我来提问 明白吗？ and wait patiently for me to ask all the questions. Understood?
我明白了 I got that.
-真懂了？ -我明白 - Understood? - I understand.
-抱歉 -这样好多了 - I'm sorry. - Better.
我觉得有点紧张 因为这是我的第一天 You know, I think I'm a little nervous 'cause it's my first day
-我有很多担心 -别担心 - and I have a lot riding on this. - Don't worry about it.
我想挽救我的婚姻 I'm trying to salvage my marriage...
我有问过你婚姻失败的事吗 Did I ask you about your failing marriage?
没有 No.
闭嘴 好吗 Just shut up and suit up, okay?
好的 Okay.
不可能 乔恩·贝克 著名的“贝克杯”比赛？ No way. Come on, Jon Baker. "The Baker"?
发生什么事了 Hey, what's going on, dude?
布莱恩·格里夫斯 你到底在这里干什么 Brian Grieves. What the hell are you doing here?
我是警官 I'm an officer.
那是我搭档 弗朗西斯·庞彻罗 That's my partner, Francis Poncherello.
-怎么了 兄弟 -伙计 太棒了 - What's up, bro? - Dude, that is awesome!
我表哥在自由式比赛中和你竞争 You know, my cousin competed against you in freestyle.
我不能告诉你 我见过你多少次 I cannot tell you how many times I've seen you ride.
比如10亿 - Like, a billion. - Ah!
太抬举了 你表哥是谁 That's so flattering. Who was your cousin?
噢 小里德 Oh, Reed Junior.
-天啊 -嗯 - Oh, God. - Yeah.
他太棒了 He was amazing.
我希望他能坚持下来的 I wish he would've stuck with it.
是的 我也是 Yeah, me too.
-嗯 -嗯 - Yeah. - Yeah.
听着 伙计 欢迎 我等不及要和你一起工作了 Well, hey, look, man, welcome. I cannot wait to work with you.
-伙计 你骑警吗 -当然 - Oh, man. Do you ride? - Fuck yeah!
我们一起骑 Oh, we're gonna ride!
棒 你也是 庞彻佬 Awesome. You too, Poncharrow.
伙计 Buddy!
-蛋蛋碰 -对我来说意义重大 - This is gonna be badass! - It means a lot to me.
是的 好吧 待会儿 Hell, yeah. All right, later.
好了 保重 伙计 All right, take care, man.
熊猫快餐
你有最喜欢的艺术家吗 Do you have a favorite artist?
我有最喜欢的尺码 双肩包 I have a favorite size. Backpack.
我们提供给你 We've just the piece for you.
皮特·蒙德里安作品 1941年第7号 Piet Mondrian's Composition No. 7, 1941.
20X26英寸 如果你用现金支付 需要1.4 20x26 inches. And if you pay in cash, it's 14.
千万 Million.
-这件吗 -嗯 - For this? - Mm-hmm.
完成了吗 Is it finished?
对 你可以把这幅画卷起来放在随身行李里 Indeed. You can roll this painting up and put it in your carry-on.
无论你在世界上什么地方 它价值1.4 No matter where you take it in the world, it's worth 14.
没有更好的方法让现金越过边境 There's no better way to get cash across the border.
好极了 我要了 Perfect, I'll take it.
我现在没钱 但我会给你1400万的 I don't have it, but I'll get you the 14.
非常好 Excellent.
拿开 Put that away.
你这么做让我们显得很菜 You're going to get us pegged as slap-dicks. Come on.
不行 我得做笔记 What's that? No, I got to take notes.
-你好 -早上好 - Hi. - Good morning.
好了 各位 Okay, everybody.
我们今天早上有几个新队员要欢迎 Uh, we have a couple of new team members to welcome this morning.
从雷丁分局转来的是潘泰拉警官 Transferring from the Redding branch is Officer Pantera.
是庞彻罗 弗朗西斯·卢艾林·庞彻罗 It's Poncherello. Francis Llewyl Poncherello.
嗨 弗朗西斯 Hi, Francis.
你可以叫我庞奇 庞奇更好 You can call me Ponch. Ponch is fine.
庞奇更容易 Ponch. Much easier.
纠正我的是 乔恩·贝克 And correcting me is, uh, Jon Baker.
乔恩是有史以来最老的菜鸟 Uh, Jon has the distinction of being the oldest rookie ever.
九年 - Ooh. - By nine years.
谢谢 谢谢 Thank you, thank you.
噢 如果你不介意的话 我还有一个新手问题 Oh, I actually have a rookie question, if you don't mind me interrupting.
我被告知 我必须在部门考核中排名前10% Um, I was told that I have to land in the top 10% of my department in citations...
玩笑 他只是在开玩笑 It's a joke. He was just joking.
大笑话 乔恩 Great joke, Jon!
继续开啊 Keep 'em comin'!
好吧 我们的灭火器有问题 伙计们 Okay, we're having a problem with the fire extinguishers, people.
你的车里都有一个吗 举手 Do you each have one in your car? Show of hands.
谁的车有灭火器 Who has a fire extinguisher in their car
就在我们说话的此刻 at this very moment as we speak?
我得说这太糟糕了 Gotta say this is pretty badass, yeah?
全套战斗装备 适合干架 Being all suited up for battle.
看起来像是全球特快司机 What, looking like UPS drivers?
太酷了 妈蛋的棕色警服？ Yeah, that's super cool. Fuckin' go brown, right?
我们看起来不像全球特快司机吗 We don't look like UPS drivers. Do we?
等一下 Hold up a second.
我是罗斯 It's Roth.
-你发现她的工作地点吗 -在河畔 - You find out where she works? - On Riverside.
Hey.
嘿 你好吗 Oh, hey! How are you?
-好 你好吗 -好 - Good. How are you? - Good.
你那辆车是不是运动1000型的？ Is that your Sport 1000 I'm seeing?
是的 你懂车？ - Yeah. You know what that is? - Ah...
一点点 Just a little bit.
我自己有一辆杜卡迪1000型 I got a Paul Smart 1000 myself.
噢 我喜欢那些漂亮摩托 Oh, I love those. Those are beautiful.
真漂亮 你那种型号我寻找了有一阵了 So beautiful. I've been looking for one of yours for a while, though.
-山谷里的洗车行？ -对 幸福之手洗车行 - Car wash in the Valley? - Yeah. Happy Hands.
好 把地址给我 Okay. Send me the address.
如果你有兴趣 你应该跟我们一起去纽康牧场 If you're interested, you should ride up Angeles Crest with us to Newcomb's Ranch.
漂亮摩托 成群结队的杜卡迪摩托 Beautiful ride, ton of Ducatis.
嗯 Um...
天啊 我真受宠若惊 因为你很有魅力 God, I'm so flattered 'cause you're crazy attractive,
但我现在正在努力修复我的婚姻 but I'm trying to repair my marriage right now.
噢 天啊 真的？ Oh, my God. Really?
什么 What?
首先 你老得像个混蛋 First of all, you're old as fuck.
其次 没人愿意听你的婚姻问题 Second of all, no one wants to hear about your marriage troubles.
好吗 Okay?
那么 你是不是有点想多了？ So, maybe you just want to get over yourself a little bit?
-干得好 -我不是… - Good work. - I wasn't...
干得好 你是在融入警界 太完美了 Good work. No, you're just blending right in. It's perfect.
幸福之手洗车行
我只是希望他不是个跟踪狂什么的 I just hope he's not a crazy stalker or something.
他知道我养猫 He knew I had cats.
疯子 Crazy.
可能碰巧猜到的 It's probably a lucky guess or something.
Hmm...
你听到什么名字吗 Did you hear any names?
LT 怎么了 LT. What's going on?
有人叫他 LT Yeah, someone called him "LT."
飞行员怎么样 他是掉下来的还是被推下来的 How about the pilot? Did he seem to fall, or was he pushed out?
没有 我就看到他掉在地上 No, I just saw him land.
别去回想 没事的 Don't go back there. No, no, it's fine.
坏人逃不脱的 You know what? Nobody's going to get away with this.
我保证 好吗 I promise, okay?
你朋友在给我贴单吗 Is your friend ticketing me?
一票完成 - One down. - Hey!
乔恩 你在做什么 Jon. What are you doing?
-我在做什么？ -你搞什么鬼 - What am I doing? - What is this shit?
不 不 这辆车还没有车牌 No, no, no. Hey. This car doesn't have plates.
因为这是全新的 你看不出这是全新的吗 No, because it's brand new. Can you not see it's brand new?
听着 我得贴几辆车 否则我试用期不保 Listen, I've got to write some tickets, or I'm going to blow my probation
我会被开除的 and I'm going to get canned.
但你得用脑子 刚买的这车 But you got to use your brain. They just bought this car.
跟上去了 没系安全带 红色福特 We're up! No seatbelt. Red Ford!
我们不跟 贴单更好 We're not up! You're getting ticket-happy!
只是安全带问题而已 It's just a seatbelt.
-不 -加速 - No! - Mount up.
不 你给我待在这儿 No! Stay right here!
上帝啊 Jesus Christ.
庞奇 Ponch.
你的搭档没事吧 Is your partner okay?
他刚被分配给我 你知道吗 He just got assigned to me, you know?
-好吧 -你从雷丁分局来的？ - Right. - You transfer from Redding?
是的 庞奇 Yeah! Ponch.
-雷 -很高兴见到你 - Ray. - Nice to meet you.
你一定认识鲍勃·林恩 You must know Bob Lynn?
肯定的 亚洲鲍勃 大家都认识鲍勃 Of course. Asian Bob. Everybody knows Bob.
-亚洲鲍勃？ -是的 - "Asian Bob"? - Yeah.
以为他是英国人或者苏格兰人什么的 Thought he was English or Scottish or something.
噢 你说的鲍勃·林恩 Oh, you're talking about Bob Lynn, L-Y-N-N.
我还以为你说的是鲍勃·林 I thought you were talking about Bob Lin, L-I-N,
他是亚洲人 who's Asian as hell.
百分百的 I think he's a hundred percent.
回答你的问题 我认识白人鲍勃 But to answer your question, yes. I do know white Bob.
我们还没见过 我是基佬特里 We haven't met. I'm Gay Terry.
对不起 爱尔兰基佬特里 I'm sorry, Irish Gay Terry.
那就有道理了 That makes sense, that makes sense.
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
别这样 Don't do that! Hey!
好吧 这是恶作剧 Okay, this is a prank.
是啊 我希望是恶作剧 Yeah, I wish it was a prank.
-再见 弗朗西斯 -你必须要玩这个恶作剧 - Buh-bye, Francis! - You have to be playin'.
你倒车不看的吗 Backing up, you don't even look?
什么都没有发现 Everything's gone to shit, that's how it's gone.
嘿 我需要那个跳机机长的地址 Hey, I need the address of the pilot that jumped.
你们还得捏造一份鲍勃·林的个人档案 And I also need a profile made for a Bob Lin.
鲍勃·林 必须是绝对亚洲人 L-I-N for the last name, and he's got to be super Asian.
-明白了 鲍勃·林 绝对亚洲人 -好的 - Got it. Bob Lin, super Asian. - Okay.
他妈的 Fuck.
你搞定了吗 兄弟 You got it, bro?
Huh?
好了 All right.
我们是公路巡警 不应该在高速公路上巡逻吗 We're the Highway Patrol. Shouldn't we be patrolling a highway?
我得向一位坠机警官的遗孀致敬 I'm paying my respects to the widow of a fallen officer.
要花两分钟时间 It's going to take me all of two minutes.
听着 我只有一个机会挽救我的婚姻 Okay. Listen, I have one shot at saving my marriage, okay?
这份工作对我至关重要 This job is crucial to that.
我不关心你的妻子 但要待在摩托车上 好吗 I couldn't care less about your wife, but stay with the bikes, okay?
别给任何人贴单 And don't ticket anybody.
好吧 去他的 绝对不会 Okay, and fuck that. Not a chance.
-什么？ -我不会让我搭档单飞的 - Excuse me? - I'm not letting my partner fly solo
尤其是进入未知的环境 into an unknown environment.
有你没你都是屁大的事 你是菜鸟 You're not going let me or not let me do a damn thing. You're a rookie!
好吧 我尊重你的军衔 Okay, I respect your rank,
但没有我的陪同 我不会让你在执勤时 but I am not letting you enter a domicile while on duty
进入六点方向的房子 不可能 庞奇 without me at your six o'clock. It's a nonstarter, Ponch.
-不安全 -上帝 好吧 - It's unsafe. - Christ. Fine!
把你的嘴巴闭上 Just keep your mouth shut.
好 Okay.
听着 我得提醒你 Listen, I do need to warn you, though.
我有时会在别人家里感到恶心 I sometimes get nauseous in people's homes
因为那些食物和宠物混杂的气味 because of the mix of smells, the pheromones of food and pets.
你可真怪 兄弟 You're fuckin' weird, bro.
我不记得特雷尔提过佩德罗 那是美洲原住民姓名吗 I don't remember Terrell ever mentioning a Pueblerro. Is that Native American?
是庞彻罗 It's Poncherello.
一样不记得 I don't remember that either.
我只是顺道来慰问一下 Yeah, I just wanted to stop by and give my condolences.
请不要碰客厅里任何东西 Please don't touch anything in the salon.
我只是太震惊了 I was just so shocked.
我认识TJ很多年了 I mean, I've known TJ for years
真无法想象他会从直升机上跳下来 and I can't imagine him jumping out of a helicopter.
而且我一直在想 Plus, I've always wondered,
TJ在排解抑郁吗 was TJ dealing with some kind of depression?
据我所知没有 我们非常幸福 Certainly nothing I knew of. We were very happy.
好吧 他欠人钱吗 Right. Did he owe anybody any money?
绝对没有 他留下了一个储蓄账户 Absolutely not. He left behind a savings account.
没有债务 No debts.
我要去呼吸点新鲜空气 I'm gonna go get some fresh air.
替他道歉 Sorry about him.
他在教区的工作还好吗 相处的怎么样 Uh, was he happy working with Parish? Did they get along?
我有个约会需要准备 You know, I have an appointment I need to get ready for.
对的 是的 我也是 Right. Yeah, me too.
我要去看LT I got to go visit LT.
谁是LT Who's LT?
一个共同的朋友 Just a mutual friend.
对不起 I'm sorry.
离开那里 滚出来 伙计 - Get outta there. Get outta there, dude! - Huh?
离开那里 上帝 Get outta there. Jesus.
-我希望你复原了 -复原？ - I hope you got closure in there. - Closure?
是的 因为我差点晕厥 Yeah, because I almost lost it
当那只猫一脸扎进小窝的时候 when that cat went face-first into the litter box. Ugh!
什么人会用复原这个词 What kind of dude uses the word "closure"?
-你是心理医生吗 -不是 - What, are you a therapist? - No.
但我已经做了一年的夫妻治疗 But I've been in couples' therapy for a year.
当你试图解决痛苦的时候 这会用到这个词 And that's what it's called when you try to resolve painful feelings.
-懂了 -我们不是为此而来的吗 - I could tell. - Isn't that why we're here?
缓解你朋友过世的痛苦 So you could process the passing of your friend?
节哀顺变 我很抱歉 Which, by the way, I am so sorry for your loss, man.
-天啊 伙计 -抱歉 什么 - Oh, my God, dude. - So sorry. What?
那只是一种说法 It's just your word choice.
所谓三杯之后无隐私 It's like you're three beers too intimate.
应该是三片（药片）吧 You know what... It's the pills.
-好吧 -是的 - Oh, okay. - Yeah.
教科书很会声东击西 - Textbook deflection. - Oh!
如果你与时俱进 就不会老是陈词滥调了 You couldn't be more clichéd if you tried.
我是一个强硬的摩托警 我无情 "I'm a tough motorcycle cop. I got no emotions."
-我不在乎谁死 -去你的 - "I don't care who dies." - Fuck you!
你哥们死了多久了 你还没处理好？ Your buddy's been dead how long? You still haven't dealt with it?
他已经死了一个月了 弗洛伊德 He's been dead a month, Freud.
-一个月？ -是的 - A month? - Yeah.
-真奇怪 -有什么奇怪的 - That's weird. - What's weird?
他妻子一个月才搬进来的 真奇了怪了 It's weird that his wife moved on in a month.
以你的专长 她才搬进来 你怎么知道的 In your expertise, she's moved on. How can you tell?
那房子里没有他的东西 There's nothing of his in that house.
墙上没奖状 There's no commendations on the wall,
没有他和朋友们钓鱼的照片 no pictures of him and his buddies fishing.
没有工具箱 There's no tools.
哪个直升机机长 会没有工作台或工作箱？ He was a helicopter pilot without a work bench or a tool box?
没有枪支保险箱 哪个警察会没有枪支保险箱？ And no gun safe? What cop doesn't have a gun safe?
太奇怪了 感觉他好像不住在那里 It's just weird. Feels like he didn't live there.
兄弟 我要去山脚下的阿比小店 我饿了 Bro, I got to hit the Arby's at the bottom of the hill. I'm on E.
-好吗 -嗯 - Okay? - Yeah.
嗯 Huh?
-你好 -罗斯 - Hello? - Hey, Roth?
怎么了 Yeah, what's up?
查查TJ是否拥有另一套房产 Find out if TJ owned another property,
比如租的 like a rented or leased.
没问题 No problem.
这是怎么回事 What's going on?
啊？ Huh?
你为什么在我搭档家门前？ Why are you in front of my partner's house?
噢 只是顺道哀悼 Oh, just giving my condolences.
-你认识TJ？ -是的 - You knew TJ? - Yup.
警校 The Academy.
真的？哪年？ Really? What year was that exactly?
你为什么要质疑我？先是午饭 现在又在这里 Why are you shaking me down, man? First at lunch and now here?
我是TJ的朋友 I mean, I was friends with TJ.
我们曾是朋友 我想我们也会相处得很好 All right? We were friends and I thought we'd get along too.
但如果你要赶我走 那我就走了 But if you're going to be up my ass, then I'll just keep it movin'.
那是我搭档的遗孀 This is my partner's widow.
我再看到你在这房子周围 我会在你屁股上来一靴子 I see you around this house again, I will be in your ass with a boot.
-好的 兄弟 -嗯 - Yeah, be well, bro. - Yeah.
兄弟 那是优质牛肉 Bro, that's quality beef.
嘿 在你再贴写一张胎压单之前 Hey, before you go writing another tire pressure ticket,
告诉我这是什么型号的摩托 tell me what kind of bikes these are.
杜卡迪 骇客939 It's the Ducati Hypermotard. The 939.
全地形赛车 It's their all-terrain race bike.
你怎么知道 你都没看过 How could you know? You haven't even seen it.
用听的 V型双引擎 Just listen. You hear that? It's a big V-twin.
很多车都有双引擎 Yeah, but a lot of people make twins.
对 但那个转速9000rpm 只有四缸马达能做到 Yeah, but that one's revving at 9000 RPM which only a four-valve motor will do.
超级摩托中 唯一的四缸双引擎是杜卡迪摩托 The only four-valve twin in a supermoto setup is the Ducati.
它们快到死 They're fast as fuck.
我只想在半夜里把你紧紧抱住 All I wanna do in the middle of the evening is hold you tight
罗赞娜 Rosanna, Rosanna
嘿 乔恩 我能告诉你件事吗 Hey, Jon. Can I tell you something?
非常令人印象深刻 你能够秒破车型 It was pretty impressive the way you were able to peg those bikes back there.
我想如果你能冷静五分钟 I think if you would just chill for five minutes, man,
我们可以组建一个成功的团队 懂我意思吗 we can have a winning team. You know what I mean?
LA-15-7-M-3号和4号 LA-15-7-MARY-3 and 4,
我们在追红色法拉利 we are in pursuit of red Ferrari.
代码3 Code three!
我正赞美你啊 I was trying to give you a goddamn compliment!
我是7M4号 我们需要支援 This is 7-MARY-4, we need backup.
所有单位 All units.
停车 Pull over!
是吗 强龙不斗地头蛇 靠边 Oh, yeah? Rock beats scissors. Over!
乔恩 住手 Jon, stop!
-一秒钟 -停下 这是命令 - One second. - Stop! That's an order!
-请出示证件 -你在干什么 孩子 - License and registration. - What are you doing, boy?
你看不出我举的什么吗 Could you not see what I was holding up?
请把音乐调低 Okay. Lower the music, please.
加州巡警寡妇基金金牌捐赠者 这是什么 你是寡妇吗 "CHP Widows' Fund Gold Donor." What is this? Are you a widow?
-嘿 -等一秒钟 - Hey! - One second!
-把音乐关了 -请把它关了 - Turn down the music! - Please turn it down.
如果你一直无视我 我会上报你不服从命令 If you keep ignoring me, I'm going to write you up for insubordination.
你想保住这份工作吗 Do you want to keep this job?
如果不是你老干私活 多做些警察工作 If we don't stop doing your errands and do some police work,
我才不会失去工作 I'm not going to have a job to lose.
我不会让两个争吵不休的老太太毁掉我的一天 I'm not going to have my day eaten away by two bickering old ladies.
闭嘴 请把他妈的音乐关了 Shut up, and turn down the fucking Toto, please.
-待在车里 -先生 - Stay in this car. - Sir!
待在车里 Stay in this car.
不 我捐赠了1万美元给寡妇基金 才得到那证件 No, I spent $10,000 to the Widows' Fund to get that thing.
是我的 Now it's mine!
把手放在车上 Get your hands on the car. Get up against the car!
你想这么做？ You want to do this?
-我随你意 -你真麻烦 - I'll do it. - Oh, you're in so much trouble.
我受过训练 我知道怎么做 I'm trained to do it, and I know how to do it.
你知道那种速度开车有多危险吗 You know how dangerous it is to drive at that speed?
-嘿 -嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
这是你们洛杉矶的“免坐牢金卡”吗 Is this your "get out of jail free" card in Los Angeles?
噢 不是 这来自黄金捐赠者计划 Oh, no, it's from the gold donor program,
曾经用于担保警告 used to be a guaranteed warning.
我们一般告诉他们政策结束了 让他们走 We usually just tell them that the policy ended, and let 'em go.
-噢 -我们应该去喝一杯 - Oh. - We should grab a drink.
-真的？ -嗯 - Really? - Mmm-hmm.
好吧 跟我来 现在你得搭便车了 Okay, come with me. You're going to take a free ride now.
跟我来 先生 Come with me, sir.
-谢谢 -我知道了 - Thank you. - I got it.
-你为什么放他走 -政策已经变了 - Why are you taking him this way? - There's been a change in policy.
-这次算赠品 -非常感谢 - This is your one freebie. - Thank you very much.
嘿 你在做什么 Hey! What are you doing?
你不能让这个讨厌的家伙走 You can't let this obnoxious prick go!
上车 Get in the car.
不 你回警车 No, you're getting back in the cop car.
-放开他 -你放开他 - Let go of him! - You let go of him!
老兄 他老得像混蛋 Dude, he's old as fuck!
我知道 他老了 他很脆弱 别再耍他了 I know. He's old, and he's fragile. Stop fucking jerking on him.
不 你才是 - No, you are! - Ah!
搞定他了 弗朗西斯 Get him, Francis!
怎么了 孙子 What the fuck, bitch?
我正试着融入 我建议你也这样做 好吗 I'm trying to fucking blend in here, man. I suggest you do the same, okay?
A 你是个懦夫 还是个廉价的艺术家 A, you're a coward and a cheap-shot artist.
B 我必须写罚单 要保证安全和良好的行为 B, I have to write tickets and be safe and good conduct!
别再当童子军了 Stop being a goddamn boy scout!
骑上你的摩托回家去吧 Get on your bike and go home!
回家 你今天就完了 Go home! You're done for the day.
快离开这里 Get outta here.
-太热辣了 -嗯 - This is so hot. - Mmm.
我喜欢那个棕色的 I like that little brown one.
我也要 I would take either.
你在这里干什么 What are you doing here?
嘿 Hey.
快离开这里 Get outta here.
我们在质疑卡车上的警卫 We question the guard from the armored truck.
你问下巴顿 看看是否有叫LT的人在这里工作 After you interview Barton, find out if someone named "LT" works here.
巴顿去过迈阿密 自从… Barton's been MIA since...
别跟他废话 谁是LT Don't tell him shit. Who's "LT"?
他是犯罪团伙的头目 我从一个证人那里听来的 He's the shot caller. I heard it from one of the witnesses.
你已经和证人谈过了？ You're talking to witnesses now?
你应该是卧底 别多管闲事 You're supposed to be undercover, getting the co-pilot story.
别担心 我们进展顺利 Don't worry about it. We're getting cozy,
顺便说 我的新搭档很棒 and by the way, my new partner's awesome.
我打赌你等不及要杀他了 Bet you can't wait to shoot him. You know what?
我有所指的 混蛋 I'm point, motherfucker!
我有所指的 I'm point.
我是你老板 I'm your boss!
快滚 Get outta here.
警官 Officer.
看起来挺合法 Looks legit to me.
我才不在乎上面显示的什么 I don't really care what this says.
汉森刚才看到他出现在全钢装甲公司 Hansen just saw him at All Steel Armored.
他的搭档呢 What about his partner?
贝克不可能是内务部的 There's no way Baker could be IA.
几年前 他还是个该死的游戏男 He was a fucking X-Games guy a few years back.
-你不喜欢他 -我不喜欢他 - You don't like it. - No, I don't like it.
我儿子对海洛因上瘾了 我得把他从这该死的镇子弄走 My son's addicted to heroin. I got to get him out of this fucking town.
只有这样 他才能戒毒 It's the only way he's ever going to get clean.
我们还是另想办法转移钱款吧 Let's just figure out another way to move the money.
试着携带现金坐飞机？ And try to fly with cash?
你在逗我吗 You kidding me?
这幅画是穿过海关的最佳途径 The painting's the best way to walk through customs
1400万美元 with $14 million.
-真漂亮 -好吧 那就去他妈的 - It's beautiful. - All right, well, then fuck it.
即使他们出现了 他们的摩托也慢得像割草机 Even if they do show up, they'll be riding lawnmowers.
搜索鲍勃·林 Search Bob Lin. L-I-N.
好吧 All right.
Oof!
亚洲鬼 Asian as hell.
嘿 Hey.
嗨 怎么了 Hi, what's up?
我正在上游泳课 I'm right in the middle of giving a swim lesson.
噢 对不起 Oh, sorry.
你穿的是什么 What are you wearing?
噢 这是我的制服 Oh, it's my uniform.
加州巡警 From the CHP.
下班后你不应该换衣服吗 Aren't you supposed to change out of it after you get off work?
是的 大多数男人都… Yeah, you can. Most guys probably...
这是我的第一天 所以我想你可能想看看我的样子 It was my first day, so I thought you'd probably want to see what I look like.
棕色的？ In all brown?
很好 乔恩 It's great, Jon.
嗯 我想也许能让你想起你爸爸 Um... I thought maybe it would remind you of your dad.
噢 我发现 Oh, while I have you,
昨晚你从天井抄近路去了客房 you used the patio last night to cut through to the guest house.
遵守协议好吗 请使用侧面入口 Let's stick to the agreements, okay? Use the side entrance.
你能做到吗 Can you do that?
是的 很抱歉 Yeah. Sorry about that.
嘿 乔恩 Hey, Jon!
嘿 瑞克 Hey, Rick.
你现在在全球快运工作？ You working down at UPS now?
不 伙计 我是警官 No, man, I'm a police officer.
见鬼 Hell, yeah.
嘿 不能用外卖盒吗 Hey, uh, can we get a to-go box?
为了你的衬衣着想 以便你接着吃 It's for your shirt, bro, so you can eat it later.
-经典庞奇 -是啊 - Classic Ponch-y. - Yeah.
总是转移话题 Always deflecting!
噢 转移话题 Oh, deflecting.
你为什么不停止使用这个词 Why don't you stop using that word?
你知道这个词的意思吗 Do you even know what the word means?
-知道 -因为我有一个很好的例子给你 - Yeah. - Because I got a great example for you.
好吧 给我举个例子 Okay, give me an example.
某人11点不到 已经拉了第三泡屎 It's when a guy is super embarrassed about taking his third dump before 11:00 a.m.
他却取笑他搭档的衬衫 So he makes fun of his partner's shirt.
这就叫转移话题 Deflecting.
好吧 你为什么要数我去洗手间的次数 Okay, why are you counting how many times I go to the bathroom?
-很难错过 伙计 -真的很特立独行 伙计 - Hard to miss, man. - It's really pervy, man.
-特立独行？ -是的 - Oh, it's pervy? - Yeah.
我们每半小时上下摩托 We're on and off these bikes every half an hour,
这样你就可以进去卸货了 so you can go in there and unload.
-算了吧 -承认吧 - Drop it. - Admit it.
你肠道有什么事 You have something going on intestinally
你太傲气了 所以不能在沃尔格林（药店）或便利店停下来处理 and you're too proud to stop at a Walgreen's or a CVS to deal with it.
是慢性病 还是你昨晚吃了些危险品？ Is it a chronic thing, or did you eat something dicey last night?
算了吧 Just drop it!
别想跑 我很担心你 Listen, okay... Don't pull away. I'm worried about you.
有血吗 Is there any blood?
该死 真的有血 Fucking blood. Unbelievable.
我们得谈谈 We're going to talk about this.
伙计 如果你害羞 我进去给你拿些止泻药吧 Dude, I will run in and get you some Imodium if you're ashamed, okay?
接受橄榄枝 接受帮助 好吗 Take the olive branch and accept some help, okay?
来吧 庞奇 Come on, Ponch!
庞奇 慢点 Ponch, slow down.
你骑不了这么快 You're not good enough to ride this fast.
我宁愿死也不愿和你说话 I'd rather crash and die than talk to you.
你显然有健康问题 像克罗恩病或结肠炎 You clearly have a health issue, like Crohn's or colitis.
我不会再提了 请慢点 I won't bring it up again. Just, please, slow down.
我没有结肠炎 I don't have colitis,
还有其他该死的理由去洗手间 and there's other goddamn reasons for going to the bathroom!
是的 但20分钟？ Yeah, but for 20 minutes?
即使是前列腺 也只要… Even a prostate thing would be like, uh...
噢 天啊 Oh, my God!
你每天在公厕里自慰三次吗 Are you stroking yourself three times a day in communal bathrooms?
不许再提 这是命令 Drop it! That's an order!
你会崩溃的 You're going to crash.
代码4 代码4警报 Code Four! We are a Code Four!
孩子 遮脸 Kiddo. Mask up.
安全 Clear!
他有枪 He's got a gun!
妈的 Fuck!
该死 他们从哪冒出来的 God damn it! Where'd they come from?
走吧 我们走 Let's go, let's go!
听着 很抱歉你车倒了 我想提醒你的 Look, I'm sorry you crashed, man. I tried to warn you.
我不想谈这个 I don't wanna talk about it.
好 Okay.
听着 伙计 我不是想让你难堪 Look, man, just, real quick, I wasn't trying to embarrass you.
我们都有性问题 我有一年没和我老婆上床了 We all have sex issues. I haven't slept with my wife in a year.
但像你这样的过激性行为 But when people have oversexualized behavior like yours,
一般是童年创伤的证据 sometimes that's evidence of past childhood trauma
我想让你感觉 跟我说话很安全 and I just wanted you to feel safe talking to me.
没有创伤 好吗 There's been no trauma, okay?
我的人生目标 与说话安全 无关 And my goal in life isn't to feel safe talking to you.
我在洗手间里做了多少次 What I do and how many times I do it in the bathroom,
这是私事 好吗 that's personal, okay?
那是我的事 不是我们的事 That's my business. That's not our business.
-我不管了 -很好 - I'll stay out of it. - Okay, good.
但是 万一有什么事 But, if something did happen...
听我一句 这不是你的错 I just want you to hear me. It's not your fault.
-什么事都没有 兄弟 -这不是你的错 - Nothing happened, bro. - It's not your fault.
什么事都没有 Nothing happened.
-你肯定吗 -我肯定 - Are you positive? - I'm positive.
如果有什么事 你应该担心你的烂事 If anything, you should worry about your shit.
-我的烂事？ -是的 - My shit? - Yeah.
我有什么烂事 庞奇 Oh, what's my shit, Ponch?
好吧 乔恩 Well, Jon,
如果你一年多没跟你老婆上床 if you haven't been fucking your wife in over a year,
那么一定有别人 then somebody else has.
这甚至不是如果的问题 而是谁的问题 It's not even a question of "if," it's a question of "who."
谁跟你老婆上床了？ Who's been fucking your wife?
LA-15 所有单位 211 LA-15 to all units. 211.
地址 东向101斜坡 武装嫌犯搭乘摩托逃跑 Eastbound 101 on-ramp at Cahuenga. Armed suspects fleeing on motorcycles.
噢 快点 来吧 Oh, oh, oh, come on, come on.
我们距离那边三个出口 得快点 我们走 It's three exits over. Come on, let's go!
对不起 来帮我扶正摩托 I'm sorry, come on! Help me with the bike!
该死的 God damn it.
天啊 Jesus Christ!
好吧 跟着我 你不行的 All right, go around me. You won't make it.
放屁 我会骑摩托 Bullshit! I can ride.
你八分钟前 在平坦的人行道上都搞不定 You crashed eight minutes ago on flat pavement.
乔恩和庞奇 表明位置 Jon and Ponch, what's your 20?
我北行 穿过乐土公园 I'm northbound, through Elysian Park.
Whoa, whoa...
庞奇正向南 Ponch is southbound.
改变计划 我用走的 Change of plans. I'm going around.
7M4号 我们正朝着某个集会前进 This is 7-MARY-4, we're heading towards some kind of fair.
7M4号 我们就在你后面 7-MARY-4, we're right behind you.
我刚把毛绒玩具搬到了扣篮池 I'd just moved the stuffed animals closer to the dunk tank,
但此以外 一切都很壮观 but other than that, everything looks spectacular.
搞什么 What the fuck?
Ah!
Ah! Ow!
Oh!
天啊 Oh, God.
不许动 趴到地上 Freeze! Get on the ground!
冷静 Cool it!
该死的 快点 God damn it! Please!
走 走 走 Go! Go! Go!
打911 Call 911!
他们会派谁来 另外的警察吗 Who are they gonna call? Different cops?
他们正往南去体育场 They're heading south on Stadium Way.
我在去体育场路上 I'm on Stadium Way.
你们在哪 Where are you guys?
停车 Stop!
我说了停车 I said "Stop"!
停车 混蛋 Stop, motherfuckers!
干得好 Great job!
我不会轻易开枪的 I'm not gonna empty my weapon without cause.
如果是公共厕所 你就会拿着你的老二枪到处射 If this was a public bathroom, you'd be shootin' your weapon all over the place.
老鹰6号 嫌犯在体育场路上 接近河边 EAGLE-6, the suspects are on Stadium Way, approaching Riverside.
快点 你这坨屎 Come on, you piece of shit!
-怎么回事 -这些摩托很难抓到 - What's happening? - These bikes'll never catch those.
他们就这么溜了 妈蛋 They're just walking away. Come on!
那些摩托肯定超过150码 Those bikes must be going 150.
我们最多130码时速 We're maxed at 130.
7M3号 呼叫老鹰6号 情况如何 7-MARY-3 to EAGLE-6, what is your status?
老鹰6号 EAGLE-6!
醒醒 你们在干什么 Wake up! What is your status?
7M3号 闭上你的臭嘴 7-MARY-3, shut the fuck up.
我没看见他们 I don't see 'em.
-你看到了吗 -没有 - You got 'em? - Negative.
妈的 他们去哪了 乔恩 你看到吗 Shit, where'd they go? Jon, you got eyes?
没有 No.
-伙计 看到他们了吗 -没有 - Dude, do you see them? - No.
干得好 老鹰6号 Yeah, well done, EAGLE-6.
嗯 太棒了 Yeah, fantastic.
庞奇 Ponch!
Ah!
该死 Holy shit!
他妈的太近了 That was fucking close.
Hey...
伙计 我只是想 Dude, I just want...
那是为了踢我膝盖报仇 That's for kicking my knee.
他妈的伤了我的感情 Fucking hurt my feelings.
要人陪吗
延期再约？
没想到你是延期再约的料
是哦 第一次
太糟糕了 听说还有
我操 Fuck.
嘿 我是乔恩 给我留言 Hey, it's Jon. Leave me a message.
嘿 乔恩 对不起 伙计 别再拒绝我的电话了 Hey, Jon. I said I'm sorry, man. Stop declining my calls.
好吧 给我回电话 兄弟 All right, call me back, bud.
好了 各位 All right, y'all.
明天上午你会感觉我们住在西雅图 Gonna feel like we living in Seattle tomorrow morning
因为整个南加州都在下雨 as rains are expected throughout the Southland.
Mmm.
Ooh.
该死 Fuck.
该死 Oh, fuck.
噢 Oh...
该死的雨 Fucking rain.
妈的 Shit.
凯伦 亲爱的 Karen! Sweetheart!
凯伦 Karen!
凯伦 你能进来把我的药片给我吗 Karen, can you come in here and bring me my pills?
那是乔恩吗 Is that Jon?
可能吧 Probably.
凯伦 你在搞什么 Karen, can you help me?
我们应该帮帮他吗 Should we help him?
这是他引起注意的方式 This is how he gets attention.
所以 我才不 So, no.
把胡子给我 Give me that mustache.
Mmm.
该死 Shit.
Oh... Oh, oh...
Oh. Mmm.
嗯 好吧 好 Mmm, okay. Okay.
好了 Okay. Okay.
电话 Phone!
好了 Okay, okay.
好了 Okay.
我在局里的人说他是卧底 My guy at the Bureau says there's a panel on him
他的名字叫卡斯蒂洛 不是庞彻罗 and his name is Castillo, not Poncherello.
-妈的 该死的贝克杯赛害死我了 -忽略他 - Oh, shit, Baker's calling me. - Ignore it.
调度 Yeah, dispatch.
Mmm.
早上好 我是乔恩·贝克警员 Good morning. Uh, it's Officer Jon Baker,
我在想你能不能帮我接通艾娃 and I was wondering if you could patch me through to Ava Perez.
紧急情况 It's an emergency.
让我直说吧 So, let me get this straight.
你认为同骑一辆摩托不合适 You thought it was inappropriate to go on a motorcycle ride together
现在你让我立刻去你卧室 and now, I'm supposed to come over to your bedroom,
帮你从床上弄到浴缸 help you from your bed into your bathtub
以便你吃药放松一下？ so you can pop some pills and loosen up?
是的 警官 Yes, ma'am.
我猜你脱了衣服 And I'm guessing you're undressed.
嗯 我没穿衣服 正确 I am not dressed. That is correct.
你觉得怎么样 10或15分钟 可以吗 What do you think? 10, 15 minutes, maybe?
我不会马上过去的 I will not be right over.
好吧 祝你好运 All right, have a good one.
艾娃 Ava?
全钢押运公司没有LT这个名字的记录 There was no record of an "LT" working at All Steel,
但我确实发现有人在搜索TJ名下的房产 but I did get a hit on that property search for T J.
原来有人昨天下了驱逐通知 Turns out they filed an eviction notice yesterday
就是他那套连署保证的公寓 for an apartment he cosigned on.
太好了 Oh, nice.
给我发地址 Text me the address.
伙计 Buddy.
噢 天啊 伙计 我不能告诉你我有多感激你 Oh, my God, dude. I can't tell you how much I appreciate this.
我想我得打911电话什么的 I thought I was gonna have to call 911 or something.
别担心 你要喝水吗 你需要什么 Don't worry about it. Do you need water? What do you need?
我不需要喝水 但我得马上进入浴缸 I don't need any water, but I gotta get into that bathtub soon.
如果你能带我过去 If you could carry me over there.
不好意思 你说什么 Excuse me, what did you say?
我需要一些热水 I need to get into some warm water
不然我会困在地板上一整天 or I'm gonna be stuck on this floor all day.
把我抱到浴缸里 So, carry me over there and pop me in the tub.
我不能那样做 Yeah, I can't do that.
什么意思 你不能那样做？ What do you mean, you can't do that?
体力上 我可以做到 Physically, I can do that.
但我不会把你光屁股抱进浴缸的 你披着窗帘 兄弟 But I'm not gonna carry your naked ass into the tub. You got a curtain on, bro.
开什么玩笑 我昨天救了你的命 Are you kidding me? I saved your life yesterday.
噢 天啊 我就知道你会提起的 Oh, my God! I knew you were gonna bring that up!
当然我会提起的 Of course I brought it up!
我救了你的命 你连我都不帮 I saved your life, you won't even carry me!
其他任何事都行 I'll do anything else!
我会清理这该死的猪圈 但我不会抱你 I'll clean this fucking pigsty, but I'm not gonna carry you.
别傻站着 你不能托举我去浴缸吗 You wouldn't be standing here! You can't lift me and take me to the tub?
我会把你拖过去 但我不会婴儿抱 You know what? I'll drag you there, but I'm not gonna cradle you like a newborn.
我不打算这么做 I'm not gonna do that.
-你要拖我过去？ -是的 - You're gonna drag me there? - Yeah.
就算你拖我过去 你还得把我抬到浴缸里 Once you drag me there, you have to lift me up into the tub anyway.
-赶紧过来救我 -好吧 - So just grab me and get it over with. - Fine!
你真是个同性恋 You're such a homophobe.
别这么叫我 Stop calling me that!
-你都不看我 -你必须是同性恋 - You won't even look at me! - You'd have to be gay
对我来说 你才是同性恋 for me to be homophobic towards you!
你用词不当 不负责任 You're using it incorrectly and irresponsibly.
Argh! Ow!
天啊 你他妈弄疼我了 God, you're fucking hurting me, man.
-都结束吧 -你搞的一塌糊涂 - Let's just get it over with! - You're making it worse!
我不会和你争论的 I'm not gonna argue semantics with you.
-噢 -噢 天啊 伙计 - Oh! - Oh, my God, dude!
-不 不 -抓住窗帘 - Oh, no! - Grab the curtain! Go!
我在努力 我感觉不到地板 I'm trying! I can't feel floor!
噢 天啊 Oh, God.
噢 上帝啊 伙计 Oh, my God. Dude.
噢 伙计 Oh, man.
对不起 兄弟 I'm sorry, bro!
你有没有受伤 你没事吧 Did you break anything? You okay?
不 我不这么认为 No, I don't think so.
好吧 Okay.
噢 我的天 Oh, my gosh!
-嘿 伙计 -干嘛 - Hey, man. - Yeah?
我觉得你的脸刚才埋进了我的阴阜 Did I feel you face-plant into my pubic mound?
不 不 没有直接碰到 No! There was no contact whatsoever.
你确定？因为我感觉到你的鼻子或者嘴唇了 Are you sure? Because I could've sworn I felt either your nose or your lips?
不 什么都没碰 兄弟 什么都没碰 Nothing touched, bro. Nothing touched.
噢 Oh...
可能有一点点碰到 There might have been a little bit of contact.
我就知道 我感觉到了 I fucking knew it! I felt it!
你的脸撞到我的蛋了 You face-planted my bag!
我想这是上帝对我的惩罚 I think this is God's way of getting back to me
因为我昨天说你妻子的那些屁话 for all the shit that I said about your wife yesterday.
我真差劲 伙计 对不起 That was really shitty of me, man. I'm sorry.
没关系 It's all right.
如果有人对我说这种话 Yeah, but still, if someone would have said that shit to me,
我才不会10分钟后 还冒着生命危险去救他 I wouldn't have risked my life to save theirs 10 minutes later.
我是说这真是难以置信 I mean, it's pretty unbelievable.
你是第二个救我命的人 You know you're the second person to save my life?
是吗 谁是第一个 Yeah? Who was the first?
我的前搭档 My ex-partner.
格莱德特工 Agent Glade.
格莱德特工？ Agent Glade?
什么意思 格莱德特工？ What do you mean, Agent Glade?
我是联邦调查局的 I'm FBI.
-你是联邦调查局的？ -是的 - You're FBI? - Yup.
你在调查全钢押运一案？ Are you working the armored car jobs?
噢 不是 我是配合工作 Oh, I'm not working them. We're working them.
噢 你说的对 关于那个跳直升机的机长 Oh, you were right about that helicopter pilot that jumped.
他有第二个家 He had a second home.
他不可能光靠警察的薪水 There's no way he could afford it on a cop's salary.
他一定是黑警 He had to have been dirty.
我们得去查查 We gotta go check it out.
你现在进浴缸 You get in this tub with me right now.
我会从头到脚把你洗干净的 庞奇 I'm gonna wash you from head to toe, Ponch-y.
-需要帮助吗 -啊？ - You need help? - Huh?
-帮你 -不 我自己行 - Help? - No, I got it.
-你确定？ -是的 - You sure? - Yup.
噢 该死 Oh, shit!
我很好 Okay. I'm good.
-天啊 -抱歉 - Oh, God! - Sorry.
-加油 -好了 - Come on! - Okay.
这些东西星期日搬来的 They moved all this stuff in on a Sunday,
但我不认为他们真的睡过这里 but I don't think they actually ever slept here.
他们？另一个女人？ They? Another woman?
不 是个男人 他的搭档 No, it was a man. His partner.
你知道的 You know.
-是的 -嗯 我们懂 - Oh, yeah. - Mmm-hmm. We dig.
工作台在哪里 Where's the workbench?
-有车库吗 -有 我带你看 - Is there a garage? - Yeah. I'll show you.
五美元赌有工作台 Five dollars says there's a workbench.
五美元 Five dollars.
枪支保险箱 工作台 Gun safe. Workbench.
五美元 Five dollars.
他的男朋友在租约上吗 Was his boyfriend on the lease?
嗯 是的 Uh, yeah.
巴顿 戴维·巴顿 Barton. David Barton.
噢 该死 Oh, shit!
谁是戴维·巴顿 Who's David Barton?
那是当TJ跳下时被枪挟持的守卫 现在在迈阿密 That was the guard that was being held at gunpoint when TJ jumped, who's now MIA.
太残忍了 That's brutal.
他的男朋友被挟持为人质 His boyfriend was being held hostage by chance?
不是偶然的 不可能 Not by chance. No way.
我肯定他们一伙的 I'm sure they were all working together.
那他们一定是惹怒了LT So they must have fucked over LT.
我们需要再去TJ妻子那里 We need round two with TJ's wife.
回见 伙计 See ya, buddy.
天啊 伙计 你吃的药比猫王还多 Jesus, dude, you eat more pills than Elvis.
嗯 Mmm.
嘿 我知道你前面是开玩笑的 Hey, I know you were joking back there,
但我想让你知道我不滥用药物 but I want you to know I don't abuse my medication.
噢 我没开玩笑 Oh, I wasn't joking.
你多久大便一次 How often do you shit?
-我多久大便？ -是的 - How often do I shit? - Yeah.
正常量 每隔两周或三星期 The normal amount. Like every two or three weeks.
-有问题 -什么 - That's a problem. - What?
有问题 这是鸦片瘾的第一个征兆 That is a problem. That's the first sign of opiate addiction.
我何必经常大便？ Why would I wanna shit more often?
我是说 拉屎完全是浪费时间 I mean, shitting is a total waste of man's time.
不是吧 拉屎的感觉真好 But it's not. Shitting is so good.
这是人类最后的避难所 It's man's last refuge.
我很忙 求你们了 别再回来 I'm busy. Please, don't come back.
不 不 不 杰克逊女士 No, no, no, Miss Jackson.
我们只想为TJ伸张正义 你不想吗 We just want justice for TJ. Don't you want that?
所以你只是想保住TJ的退休金？ So, you were just trying to keep TJ's pension?
有人认识TJ和巴顿 他们用这对他 Somebody knew about TJ and Barton, and they were using that against him.
我们需要你的帮助 看看是谁 We'll need your help to see who that could be.
我看到你在这所房子周围 我会踢爆你的屁股 I see you around this house again, I will be in your ass
用靴子 with a boot.
-混蛋 -你干什么 - Motherfucker! - What are you doing?
我叫你离这儿远点 I told you to stay away from here!
庞奇 Ponch!
Ah!
我的猫 我的孩子 My cats! My babies!
滚出去 Get out, now!
噢 天啊 Oh, God!
不要用花瓶 不 不 Not the vases! No, no, no!
你这个小混蛋 You little shit!
过来 你个孙子 Get over here, you punk bitch!
-乔恩 -你在干什么 - Jon! - What are you doing?
不 不 不 把它放回去 No, no, no. Put it back!
他昏过去了 He's out!
搞什么鬼 What the hell?
噢 噢 Oh, oh.
我很抱歉 I am so sorry.
我们别无选择 Uh, we had no choice.
除了最后那个 Except maybe that last one.
有点过头了 That was a little excessive.
你有真空吸尘器吗 Do you have a vacuum?
好吧 我们是一伙的 伙计 All right. We're on the same team, man.
我们别再踢对方的屁股了 Let's stop kicking each other's asses.
我不会让任何人和我死去的搭档的遗孀上床 I'm not gonna let anyone fuck with my dead partner's widow.
谁知道TJ和巴顿的事 Who all knew about TJ and Barton?
听着 伙计 我直到现在才知道这事 Listen, man, I didn't know about that shit until just now
我们是八年的搭档 and we were partners eight years.
那个拿枪指着巴顿的家伙知道 The guy pointing the gun at Barton damn well knew.
-他是LT的朋友吗 -哪一个 - Was he friends with an "LT"? - Which one?
不止一个吗 There was more than one?
不止一个LT？ There's more than one "LT"?
你是说探长的缩写LT 还是叫LT的人？ You mean "lieutenant," or someone actually named "LT"?
LT 探长 LT. Lieutenant.
一直都是那个意思 It was right there the whole time.
这些都是总部现役探长 Those are all the active lieutenants at Central.
好的 Okay.
畸形 怪人 Geek. Weirdo.
女人 不 女人 不 Woman. No. Woman. No.
呆子 Nerd.
噢 肯定了 雷·库尔茨 Oh-oh! Of course! Ray Kurtz!
看看这个神经病 Look at this psycho. Come on.
-不是好人对吧 -不是好人 - Not a good guy, right? - Not a good guy.
从来没寄过母亲节贺卡 他妈的讨厌考拉熊 Never sent a Mother's Day card, fucking hates koala bears.
-就是他 -就是那个家伙 - Boom! That's our guy. - That's the guy!
我该去买辆新摩托 I should go get us some new bikes.
像他们一样快的 Fast ones like theirs.
你要给我们买新摩托？ You're gonna get us new bikes?
不是我 我买不起 你有联邦储备金 对吧 Not me personally. I can't afford them, but you got that fed money, right?
我确实有联邦储备金 I do have that fed money.
耶 Yeah.
一 二 三
真棒 Come on!
完美 完美 Perfecto, perfecto.
-看看那些 -我们离开这里 - Look at those! - Let's get out of here, man.
不 你得看看套装 我有套装 Huh? No, you gotta see the suits! I got us suits.
-套装？ -你一定会喜欢的 - Suits? - You're gonna love this.
漂亮的车子
你们两个谁小鸡更小？
他
他的鸡鸡好小
-你们在说什么 -啊？ - What were you guys saying? - Huh?
你们在说什么 What were you guys saying?
啊 他们说他们喜欢摩托 Uh, they just said they liked the bikes.
噢 你们搞定的 很酷 Oh, you guys built them, so, cool.
可怜的娃
上帝和他开了个玩笑
他虽然高 但是鸡鸡却很小
你们在调侃我吗 Are you guys talking shit on me?
-他们在说什么 -没有 - What are they saying? - No...
我觉得他在指着我的老二 I feel like, he was pointing at my dick
我听到了 那是小的意思吧 还是超小的？ and I heard "pequeño. "I think is "tiny," right? Or small, or something?
噢 不 他说你看起来块头大 让摩托显得小 Oh, no, he said that you look so buff that you make the bikes look tiny.
强壮的人 Strong man!
但是他指着我的胯部 But then he pointed at my crotch.
因为那是骑摩托的地方 Because that's where the bikes go.
噢 Oh...
当然 伙计 谢谢 伙计 Of course, man! Well, thank you, dude.
你也很不赖 You're pretty ripped, too.
把你老婆的号码给我
-他说什么 -他说 骑行安全 - What'd he say? - He said, "You know what? Ride safe."
噢 酷 伙计 谢谢 Oh, cool, man. Thank you.
好吧 我们走 All right. Let's do it.
伙计 我真的很喜欢那些人 我们应该和他们喝一杯 Man, I really like those guys. We should get a beer with them.
是 伙计 我肯定他们会喜欢的 Yeah, totally, man! I'm sure they would love it!
他们为什么穿这套？ Why are they on those?
他们为什么不穿棕色的？ And why aren't they wearing shit brown?
耶 Yeah.
看好了 我要让他交代所有的成员 Watch this. I'm gonna make him give up his whole crew.
哇噢 Wow!
听说这是你的地方 We heard this was your spot.
伙计 那是多重 四五百磅？ Man, what is that? Four, four-fifty?
这是 世界上最强的男人 That's "World's Strongest Man" shit.
我想是350磅 I think it's 350.
我正练到一半 You guys kinda caught me in the middle of it.
你们为什么不在一个半小时后来 我正好练完 Why don't you come back in an hour and a half or so, when I'm gone?
不 现在很好 我们会庇护你 No, right now is good. We'll just shadow you.
你要举起这个吗 看来要举 Are you gonna lift this? You're gonna lift this.
Whoa!
嘿 你怎么知道TJ的事 他妻子都不知道 Hey, how did you know about TJ? His wife didn't even know.
我无法想象有这种秘密的人会相信你 I can't imagine anyone trusting you with a secret.
不是那样的 Not like that.
除非他们是你手下的人 Unless they were part of your crew.
我也无法想象有人居然用生命去相信你 I can't imagine anyone trusting you with their life. Oh...
对 你的搭档 Wait, your partner.
他在你面前被枪杀之前 就相信你 He did just before he got gunned down in front of you.
噢 你知道我的一些事 我知道你的一些事 Oh, so, you know something about me. I know something about you.
24年来你用加州巡警LT的身份 开枪打死了5个嫌疑犯 In 24 years with the CHP, LT, you shot and killed five suspects.
-干得好 非常透彻 -非常透彻 - Great job. Very thorough. - Very thorough.
-你知道我困惑什么吗 -嗯？ - You know what confuses me? - Hmm?
你有一个意大利名字 庞彻罗 That you have an Italian name, Poncherello.
嗯 Mm-hmm?
为什么他们不给你一个危地马拉的名字 Why didn't they give you a Guatemalan name
或者台湾人 或者他妈的随便什么 or Taiwanese, or whatever the fuck you are?
对啊 你知道我有什么困惑吗 Yeah, and you know what's confusing to me?
你的档案里没有提到你杀了TJ、布里尔或史蒂文斯 That in your file, there's no mention of you killing TJ, Brill, or Stevens.
但我可以写进去 因为我不介意文书工作 But I can put it in there because I don't mind paperwork.
-他真的喜欢文书工作 -我真的不在乎 - He doesn't. He loves paperwork. - I don't really care.
你以为我是迈阿密的海地人或者古巴人？ You think I'm Haitian or Cuban, from Miami?
我就是法律 王八蛋 老家伙 I'm law, motherfucker, the old kind.
如果你有证据 我们早就坐牢了 If you had something on me, we'd be in the box right now,
但你什么都没有 but you got nothin'!
所以 你干嘛不滚蛋 去上摩托车课？ So, why don't you fuck off and get a motorcycle lesson?
该死的 God damn it.
-什么 -妈的 - What? - Shit!
-你刚才很棒 -没有 - You were great back there. - No, I wasn't.
我喜欢那部分 当你说 我不介意做文书工作 I loved that part when you were like, uh, "I don't mind doing paperwork."
-现在你在取笑我 闭嘴 -是真的好 - Now you're making fun of me. Shut up! - That was tight. Seriously.
你不可能知道他是大力士 You couldn't have known he was going to go all silverback.
真是令人印象深刻 That was impressive.
-闭嘴 伙计 -他吓坏了 - Shut up, man. - He got scary.
不 他没那么酷 No, he's not that fucking cool.
那家伙真他妈的朋克 我有点喜欢他 That guy's pretty fucking punk rock, that guy. I kinda like him.
伙计 不 他没那么酷 Dude, no. He's not that fucking cool.
他在板凳上压了450磅 He was bench-pressing 450 pounds!
-噢 天啊 那是350磅 -不会 - Oh, my God! That was 350 pounds! - No way!
你能停一下吗 你不懂吗 他不会自己交代的 Would you stop? Would you table it? He's not gonna talk, okay?
这才是重点 That's the main point.
我们要找他的手下 We gotta get one of his crew that will.
我们现在得他妈集中精神 We need to fucking focus right now...
哇噢 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
-嘿 抱歉 -什么 - Hey. Excuse me? - What?
你在开玩笑吗 Are you kidding me right now?
怎么了 What's the problem?
你刚说我们得集中注意力 结果你瞥走眼了 You just said we have to focus, and you're already bird-dogging ass?
庞奇 这是个问题 Ponch, this is a problem.
对不起 伙计 I'm sorry, man.
说到瑜伽裤 我有点无能为力 I'm kinda powerless when it comes to yoga pants.
-好 -能帮我个忙吗 - Okay. - Can you do me a favor?
是的 Yeah.
那边有双缝香蕉阴片吗 Is there double-stitching on the side with a banana grundle?
香蕉阴片？什么是香蕉阴片 A banana grundle? What's a banana grundle?
就是他妈的三角片 兄弟 三角护阴片 It's the fucking gusset, bro. It's the gusset.
好吧 我不懂你的术语 好吗 Okay, I'll look. I don't know these things, all right?
是的 我想是的 香蕉阴片 Yeah, I guess. Banana grundle.
噢 天啊 是露露柠檬的 Oh, my God. They're Lululemons.
什么 露露柠檬？ What? Lululemons?
什么是露露柠檬 What are Lululemons?
反正就是裹女人身体用的 伙计 就是这样 It's like wrapping on a woman's body, dude, that's what it is.
-她们来了 -行动 冷静 - Here they come. - Act cool.
-嘿 -超级英雄 - Hey! - Hey, superheroes.
-嘿 -嘿 你没事吧 - Hey. - Hey, are you okay?
你需要找个厕所吗 Do you need to find a toilet?
-好 -我想是这样 - Okay. - I think so.
-你能骑摩托吗 -我不知道 - You think you can ride with that? - I don't know.
我们离开停车场 你有明显的勃起 我们走吧 Let's you get out of this parking lot. You have a visible erection. Let's go.
噢 爸爸 Oh, Dad.
你能关上吗 Can you just close it?
快点起来 起来 起来 Come on, get up. Get up, get up.
快点 起来 Come on, get up.
白天黑夜都不能在黑夜中度过 Can't spend all day and night in bed in the dark.
你应该去健身房或别的什么 让你的内啡肽流动起来 You oughta go to a gym or something, and get your endorphins pumping.
是 老爸 Yes, sir.
加油 你要保持健康一周 Come on. You gotta stay healthy for one week.
一个星期 别惹麻烦 One week, stay outta trouble.
我们会去冲浪的 喝麦泰斯鸡尾酒 We'll be surfing, drinking Mai Tais.
-好吗 -好的 - Yeah? - Yeah.
我会做到的 I'm gonna do it.
没有你 我没有意义 你知道吗 Yeah, there's no point in me doing this without you, you know?
-好吗 -好的 - Yeah? - Yeah.
我爱你 孩子 I love you, kiddo.
我爱你 I love you.
噢 该死 Oh, shit.
运通公司刚打电话来核实4.8万美元的费用 搞什么 AMEX just called to verify a $48,000 charge. What the fuck?
我们需要新装备和新摩托 完全合法 We needed new gear and new bikes. It's totally legit.
合法？你得把钱还回去 Legit? You gotta put in for that kind of money!
你疯了吗 Are you crazy?
似乎时速更重要 It just seemed time-sensitive.
似乎？ Seemed?
你要不休息一下 追追女人什么的 You got a break, or were you actively in pursuit?
休息一下？不 我们抓到他了 A break? No, we have the guy.
雷·库尔茨 他是疑犯 Ray Kurtz, he's our man.
他被拘留了吗 Is he in custody?
呃 我们还没有什么证据 Uh, we don't have anything super concrete yet.
你在开玩笑吗 Are you joking?
艾伦有合法的线索 他一分钱也没花 Allen's got a legitimate lead, and it didn't cost him a goddamn penny!
什么 What?
他像个天才一样四处走动 He's walking around like he's some goddamn genius!
艾伦什么都没有 Allen doesn't have shit.
他发现那张1260万的账单 He found out there were marked bills in that 12.6
追踪到了威尼斯的一家药店 and he tracked it to a drug house in Venice.
谁在付账单 Who's passing the bills?
骑摩托车的人 Guy on a motorcycle.
五张账单分开发送 同一天早上 Five bills on separate trips, all late morning.
好的 地址是什么 Okay, what's the address?
不 不 不 No, no, no!
他们已经搞定了 They're already there.
缉毒局清除了他们 不是你 DEA cleared them, not you.
你搞砸了48K缉毒行动 You screw up a DEA operation on top of that 48K,
你给我回迈阿密 your ass is gonna be back in Miami!
等等 派克雷去 而不是我？ Wait, Clay's there, and I'm not?
你最好停止干那个加州女人 然后开始干活 You better stop working that California pussy and start working the case!
噢 太好了 你来早了 Oh, good, you're early.
很高兴你能来 我们得走了 I'm glad you're here. We gotta run.
嘿 那个女人是谁 Hey, uh, who's that woman in there?
她还在这里？ Oh, she's still here?
-谢谢一切 -噢 别担心 - Thanks for everything. - Oh, don't worry about it.
-给我打电话 -好 - Call me. - Okay.
我会照顾你 I'm watching you.
Oh...
我想… I wanna...
干得好 Good job.
你在这里待着 兄弟 You stayin' out here, bro?
好的 当然 Yeah, for sure.
-一定是他们 -什么 - That's gotta be them. - What?
那一定是他们 That's gotta be them right there.
这什么 某种特殊的FBI应用程序？ What is that, some kind of special FBI app?
是“找回我的iphone”程序 我有克雷的密码 It's "Find My iPhone." I have Clay's password.
你没有我的密码吧 You don't have my password, do you?
我有 是“贝克1980” Yeah, I do. "The Baker, 1980."
是的 就是这样 Yeah, that's it.
-我们现在等着？ -是的 - We just wait now? - Yeah.
嘿 我能问你点事吗 Hey, can I ask you something?
-嗯 -好 - Yeah. - Okay.
我们是朋友 我不想让你不舒服 Look, we're becoming friends, and I don't wanna make you uncomfortable.
但是那个离开你公寓的女孩 But that girl that was leaving your apartment...
干嘛 Yeah.
我希望你不是在折磨女孩 I just hope that you're not preying on girls
降低自尊 满足你的性瘾 with low self-esteem to feed your addiction.
自尊？什么 Low self-esteem? What?
我是说 这话我搁这里了 她是一个两… I mean, look... She was a, and I'm being generous here, a two...
两什么？ A two?
她不该只有一夜情 人看起来不错 She deserves more than a one-night stand. She seemed nice.
你疯了吗 那个女孩是八夜情 Are you crazy? That girl's an eight!
你认为她是八夜情？ You think she's an eight?
你用什么评判 靠头发吗 How are you judging them? By their hair?
牙齿有多整齐？还是皮肤？ How straight their teeth are? Their skin?
-我不明白 -对啊 - I don't understand. - Yeah.
太肤浅了 兄弟 拜托 That's really shallow, bro. Come on.
什么 What?
蒂娜很有自信 而且很性感 Tina's really confident, man, and really sexy.
我是说 那种性感 I mean, that's sexy.
她是一个成熟的八夜情 She's a full-blown eight.
我希望你是对的 伙计 I hope you're right, man.
真话 Real talk.
她舔了我屁眼 She ate my butt.
不好意思 她做了什么？ I'm sorry, she did what?
她舔了我屁眼 She ate my butt.
她舔你屁眼？ She ate your ass?
-嗯 -你舔了她的吗 - Yeah. - Did you eat hers?
-那当然 -当然？ - Of course! - "Of course"?
你什么意思 What are you talking about?
-现时标准 -你认为这是标准？ - That's standard. - You think that's standard?
-绝对的 -舔屁眼？ - Absolutely. - To eat someone's ass?
-这是标准？ -是的 - You think that's standard? - Yes.
这不是标准 That is not standard.
那什么 你结婚太久了 You know what it is? You've been married for way too long.
现在每个人都舔屁眼 Everyone's eating everyone's ass now.
不可能每个人都在舔 There is no way everybody's eating everyone's ass.
-每个人都在舔 -不 这不可能 - Everyone's eating everyone's ass. - No, it's impossible!
-绝对不是每个人 -都是的 - Everyone is not. - They are.
卫生方面呢 What about hygiene?
噢 简单 Oh, easy.
如果你在洗手间看到婴儿纸巾 那就是了 If you go to the bathroom, and you see some baby wipes, green light.
好吧 万一没看到婴儿纸巾呢 Okay, what if you don't see baby wipes?
我还是舔 I still do it.
管他呢 机会难得 Fuck it, right? I'm only here once, you know?
噢 那是我们的人吗 Oh-oh, is that our guy?
我不能开枪 我不能瞄准 Listen, I gotta tell you something. I cannot shoot. I can't aim.
-真的吗 -是的 我是认真的 - Are you serious? - Yes, I'm serious.
好的 别开枪 我会开枪的 好吗 Okay, don't shoot. I do all the shooting, okay?
好吧 我们把他围起来 Okay, I'll corral them to you.
好了 我们上 Okay, here we go.
我去拐角处放哨 I'm gonna post up on the corner.
他一动 就告诉我 Just let me know as soon as he's rolling.
收到 Copy that.
里面会很难闻的 Oh, this is gonna smell bad.
噢 妈的 Oh, fuck.
Oh, whoa!
噢 我的天 Oh! Oh, my God!
趴下 趴下 Get down. Get down!
乔恩 抓住他们 Jon, get 'em!
妈的 Oh, shit!
快走 快走 Go, go, go!
卡斯蒂洛在里面 快过来 Castillo's inside. Get down here.
妈的 Shit!
噢 不 Oh, no!
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
里面臭的像尸体 That was like being inside of a corpse.
7M3号和4号 我们在林肯大道罗斯大道往南行 This is 7-MARY-3 and 4. We're southbound on Lincoln Boulevard and Rose.
追赶红色杜卡迪超级摩托 In pursuit of red Ducati Hypermotard.
警察正在追JR
去你妹 Fuck that.
让开 Out of the way!
警察 让开 Police! Get out of the way.
Oh...
庞奇 你的方位在哪里 Ponch, what's your 20?
我在停车场的某个地方 I'm somewhere in the parking structure.
妈的 Fuck, shit.
通话完毕 Over and out!
妈的 Shit.
不许动 Freeze!
该死 Damn it!
嘿 他为什么追你 Hey, why is he chasing you?
单向道 It went sideways.
嘿 他们去哪了 Hey, where'd they go?
西面 West!
去海边了 Towards the ocean!
你们不能在海滩上骑摩托车 You can't ride motorcycles on the beach!
沙丘的另一边是什么 What's on the other side of these dunes?
好吧 海滩尽头是巴拉诺河 Well, the beach ends, and then it's Ballona Creek.
什么意思 What do you mean, it ends?
噢 天啊 Holy shit!
庞奇 我们要离开洛杉矶地界了 Ponch, we're exiting the LA river.
我来了 I'm on it.
-你在哪 伙计 -东面 - Where are you, buddy? - East.
往东走 第四街桥 Riding east, over the 4th Street bridge!
我们把腿处理一下 到前面去 Let's get those legs. Get the front.
嘿 桥关了 Hey, the bridge is closed!
在两边设置路障 Set up a road block on both sides
陷住他们 and box them in.
好的 开车到第六街 就在这儿 Okay, drive down 6th Street! Right here.
让开 Get out of the way!
什么情况 What was that?
是狗仔队 没关系的 It was paparazzi! It's fine!
快走 走 Go, go, go!
该死的混蛋 Fucking assholes!
LT 快完蛋了 LT, it's getting fucked.
保持计划 Stay in character.
我来开道 I'll make a hole!
收到 Roger.
-这是怎么回事 -培训活动 - What's going on? - Training exercise.
警察对警察 什么意思 Cop to cop, what is it?
天啊 难道你不是警察吗 Oh, my God. You are a cop. Look at that.
太可爱了 That's so cute.
噢 Ooh!
噢 该死 Oh, shit.
噢 该死 他死了 Oh, shit, he's fucking dead.
乔恩 Jon!
妈的 Shit!
天啊 乔恩 Oh, God. Jon!
嘿 乔恩 妈的 Hey, Jon. Oh, fuck.
挺住 伙计 Come on, buddy.
老鹰6号 呼叫7M3号 黑色卡车走哪条路 EAGLE-6 to 7-MARY-3, which way did the black truck go?
不 不 算了吧 No, no, forget that.
降落吧 Land the bird!
乔恩需要帮助 Jon needs to be airlifted.
怎么办 What's the call?
我们着陆吧 We're setting it down.
别死过去 伙计 Come on, stay with us, buddy.
和我们在一起 乔恩 Stay with us, Jon.
拜托 Come on!
Oh...
路易斯医生 分机3426 Dr. Louis, extension 3426.
老天 整整一层楼全是 Jesus, booked the whole damn floor.
-嘿 -嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
-找乔恩？ -是的 - Looking for Jon? - Yeah.
他就在里面 Oh, he's just in there.
噢 很好 你还好吗 Oh, cool. How are you doing?
噢 身体有点疼 Oh, body's a little sore,
但我没事 but I'm okay.
他们刚刚放我出院 They just discharged me.
噢 挺好 Oh, good.
是的 我有点害怕 Yeah, I was kind of scared
当我看到你的车像飞盘一样 when I saw your car frisbee like that.
不过我很高兴你没事 But, I'm glad you're all right.
我也是 Me, too.
乔恩在… Jon's in...
噢 对 没错 好的 Oh, yeah, that's right. Okay, cool.
到家后给我发短信？ Text me when you get home?
我会的 I will.
-一会儿见 -嗯 - See you in a bit. - Mmm-hmm.
给我发短信 Text me.
田中医生 请到3号手术室 Dr. Tanaka to OR-3.
嗨 我是游泳俱乐部的凯伦 Hi, it's Karen from SwimTech.
给我留言 Leave me a message.
嘿 凯伦 我是庞奇 乔恩的搭档 Hey, Karen, this is, uh, Ponch, Jon's partner.
我和乔恩在洛杉矶纪念医院 I'm with Jon at the LA Memorial.
你应该尽快到这里来 Uh, you should get here as quick as possible.
他情况不好 He's in bad shape.
Mmm.
你感觉怎么样 How are you feeling?
我很好 你呢
你确定？ You sure?
你身体怎么样 How's your body?
我的身体？我看看 很好
别撒谎 Don't lie.
没骗你 好得很 要证据吗
是的 Yes.
照片证据？ Photographic evidence?
全面体检如何？视频？
赞啦 Fuck, yeah.
噢 该死 Oh, shit.
脚趾不错 Ooh, Nice toes.
等等 慢一点 慢一点 Wait, slow down. Slower, slower.
噢 妈的 Oh, fuck.
再一点点 Just a little bit.
哇噢 Oh, wow.
看不出来你这么大 I didn't know you had those.
哇噢 看起来很大 Wow, those look huge.
今晚尤其大 等等 Those look big tonight. Wait.
不 No.
它们总是这么大 They always look this huge,
-潘泰拉警官 -噢 噢 - Officer Pantera. - Oh! Oh!
-噢 噢 -那性感的尖叫是什么 - Oh! Oh! - What was that sexy scream?
噢 噢 噢 Oh! Oh! Oh!
噢 噢 不 Oh! Oh, no.
有人过早失声了 Someone prematurely ejaculated.
妈的 Fuck!
-你能应付吗 -行 - Can you manage? - Got it.
最后一个 Last one.
现在什么计划 宝贝 So, what's the plan now, babe?
布莱恩一出院 The second Brian gets out of the hospital,
你 库珀 还有汉森 你们去“大熊” you, Cooper, and Hansen, you head up to Big Bear.
你等文莱航班 拿到画后就离开 You wait for the Brunei flight. You get the painting and get out of there.
在那之前呢 And until then?
照常上班 他们只认出我 Business as usual. They only know me.
雷 我很难过 Ray, I'm really sorry about, um...
你想谈谈吗 Do you want to talk about him?
不 我不要 No, I do not.
也许在我照顾完你的小男朋友后 Maybe after I take care of your little boyfriend.
他带了山羊和驴… So, he brings in a goat and a donkey...
我要杀了你 I'm gonna kill you.
我痊愈后 我会毁灭你的肉体 When I am healed, I am gonna physically destroy you.
滚出我的房间 给彼得森打电话 他在找你 Get the fuck out of my room. Call Peterson. He's looking for you.
我的手机坏了 打不了 My phone's broken. I can't.
你把整个案子都弄砸了 连手机也坏了 You torpedo the entire case, and you broke your phone.
我没有搞破坏 我们有嫌疑犯的脑袋 那就是胜利 I didn't torpedo it. We have a suspect's head. That's a victory.
三名警员及两名警官被送进医院 Three officers and two agents are hospitalized,
为了一个断头 还没有人能认出 你这是胜利？ all for a severed head nobody can ID. That's a victory to you?
听着 我很抱歉 我再次开枪打中了你 对不起 Listen, I'm sorry that I shot you again. I'm sorry.
到床上来 到床上来 Get on the bed! Get on the bed!
你睡过这种剪刀床吗 混蛋 You ever been in a scissor hold, motherfucker?
Huh?
你在这儿 There he is.
-嘿 -嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
你的呼吸管呢 Where's your breathing tube?
你的表情真性感 That was a really sexy look for you.
我还有一根导管 I also have a catheter in
我不想对同事太性感 and I didn't wanna be too sexy for the staff.
是的 低调一点 Mmm-hmm, yeah. Tone it down a little bit.
你在这里站岗吗 Are you posted here?
我是来看你的 笨蛋 I came to see you, dummy,
只是想吹嘘一下 救了你的命 and just wanted to brag about saving your life.
你救了我的命？ You saved my life?
我给你做了心肺复苏术 我把生命还给了你 I gave you CPR and I breathed life back into you.
所以 当我身体变冷的时候 So, when I went out cold,
你跑过去亲我了？ you ran in and tried to kiss me?
心肺复苏术是吧 And you said it was CPR?
不太一样好吗 Not quite! Um...
有点恶心 因为你让我想起了我爸爸 That's a little gross because you kind of remind me of my dad.
等等 你爸爸是警察？ Wait, your dad was a cop?
天啊 不 God, no.
他只是个混蛋 有点像你 He was just a fuck-up, kind of like you.
嗯 太抬举我了 Mmm. So flattering.
我在想你出院的时候 I was wondering, when you get discharged,
如果你想 if you wanted to, um,
和我一起骑车回家 take a ride back home with me?
我有空 I'm available.
我已经给我妻子留了口信 我很确定她会来接我 I already left my wife a message, and I'm pretty sure she's gonna pick me up.
是同一个妻子吗 一次都没来过医院？ Is this the same wife that hasn't been here once?
你还没见过她 You haven't met her.
如果你不吓她 我会很感激的 I'd appreciate it if you didn't bag on her.
嗯 Yeah.
待会儿见 I'll see you around.
妈的 Fuck.
拿枪指着我？ Pull a fucking gun on me?
-我不知道是你 -你不接电话 - I didn't know it was you! - You're not gonna answer your phone?
你要让我飞来洛杉矶找你谈话？ You're gonna make me fly to fucking LA to talk to you?
我的手机坏了 我想激活它 My phone was broken. I was trying to activate it...
我告诉过你 离那个毒屋远一点 I told you to stay away from that drug house.
你必须停止射击艾伦 You gotta stop shooting Allen!
我不是故意的 这是个意外 I didn't do it on purpose! It was an accident.
我想打老雷的 I was trying to shoot Ray Kurtz.
你没打中 被他跑了 Well, you missed, and he's gone.
你把整个案子都搞砸了 You fucked up this whole case
当我叫你的督察去找你的时候 and when I called your captain to find out where you were,
她告诉我 她没收到你的消息 she told me she hadn't heard from you
自从你在凌晨1点和她性视频后 since you initiated a sexual exchange with her at 1:00 a.m.
那是我的错 That was my bad. That was on me.
-那是个意外 -你这该死的色狼 - That was an accident. - You fucking pervert!
真他妈的恶心 Just goddamn nasty!
我本想和琳德赛… I was trying to text with this girl, Lindsey...
你被解雇了 You're fired!
你上午11点回迈阿密 You're on the 11:00 a.m. back to Miami
你猜怎么着 我保管你的枪 and guess what, I'm keeping your gun.
可不可以只发警告 而不要直接解雇？ Can we just go with a warning, instead of a full-fledged fire?
如果你能干好本职工作的话 If you had been doing your job
而不是到处看洛杉矶多汁的屁股 instead of looking at all this juicy, LA booty they got out here,
事情不会这么糟的 things wouldn't be so bad.
手放低 最好的约炮APP Hands down, the best app for meeting girls.
我不停地刷 刷到为止 I just keep swiping until I meet one.
-没开玩笑？ -是的 - No kidding? - Yeah.
如今 当你和姑娘亲热时 Now, when you get intimate with these gals,
有没有约定俗成的 is oral expected?
比如屁股什么的 Like, with the butt?
噢 有啊 这是标准 老大 Oh, yeah. That's standard, boss.
-这是标准？ -是的 先生 - That's standard? - Yes, sir.
哇 时代变了 Wow, things have changed!
-嘿 很高兴见到你 -嘿 你也是 - Hey, it was great meeting you. - Hey, you too.
你好好的 外面要安全 You have a good one. Be safe out there.
享受这个APP吧 Yeah, enjoy that app, right? Wow.
嗨 我是游泳俱乐部的凯伦 给我留言 Hi, it's Karen from SwimTech. Leave me a message.
噢 Oh!
-嘿 -庞奇 - Hey! - Oh, Ponch!
伙计 见到你真高兴 Man, am I happy to see you!
我很抱歉 I'm sorry about this.
我电话刚开机 就收到了你所有的留言 I just got my phone working. I got all your messages.
伙计 我真高兴你能来 Dude, I'm so happy you're here.
-很高兴见到你 伙计 -谢谢你能来 - Good to see you, buddy. - Thank you for coming.
我真的很抱歉 伙计 I'm really sorry, man.
本来你醒的时候我就该来了 但我正在买新手机 I would've been here when you woke up, but I was buying a new phone.
不 伙计 很好 我很好 No, man, it's good. I'm all good.
你是什么意思 你很好？你被车撞了 What do you mean, you're good? You got hit by a truck.
是的 Yeah,
但我的钛肱骨承受了大部分冲击 but my titanium humerus took most of the hit.
只有五 It was only a five.
五什么 Five out of what?
五成 Out of ten.
-那十是什么 -阴囊撕裂 我经历过 - Then what's a 10? - Scrotal tear, which I've had.
蛋黄都流出来了 太可怕了 Nuts unravel down your leg. It's gruesome.
-什么 -我知道 - What? - I know.
-你和琳德赛搞了？ -是的 - You sexted with Captain Lindel? - I did.
庞奇 她是高级督察 那很病态 Ponch-y, she's a senior! That's pathological.
她老了 她高高在上 She's old. She's up there.
她的身体怎么样 那是什么样子 How was her body? What did that look like?
我是说很紧致 I mean, it was tight.
-紧致？ -她很自信 - It was tight? - She's confident, you know?
很性感 真的很性感 That's sexy. That's really sexy.
哇噢 这他妈什么情况 Whoa, whoa, what the fuck is this?
把那个放在客厅里 Put that, uh, right in the living room.
-哇噢 -非常感谢 - Whoa, whoa. - Thank you so much.
-不好意思 嘿 -嘿 - Excuse me, hey. - Hey.
你在做什么 What are you doing?
我们要搬进来 你是我邻居吗 我是艾米 We're moving in. Are you my neighbor? I'm Amy.
你要搬进我家？ You're moving into my house, though.
我不是你的邻居 这是我的房子 So, no, I'm not your neighbor. This is my house.
不 这是凯伦和瑞克的房子 No, this was Karen and Rick's house,
现在它是我的房子了 因为我买下了 and now it's my house because I bought it.
怎么了 辣椒不够吗 What's wrong, not enough chili?
不 我只是不太饿 No, I'm just not very hungry.
伙计 我知道你爱凯伦 Dude, I know you love Karen,
但我能说说她吗 but can I just say one thing about her?
可以 Yeah.
伙计 她是个混蛋 Dude, she's an asshole.
好吧 Okay.
她是个混蛋 She's a dick.
故事讲完了 Like, end of story.
我真的想通了你为什么吃死她 I actually figured out why you're so hell-bent on keeping her.
是吗 Yeah?
她是你光辉岁月里唯一留下的东西 She's the only thing left of your glory days. You know?
钱没了 粉丝们都走了 现在轮到房子 Like, the money's gone. Fans are gone. Now, the house.
她就像往日的最后一点证明 She's like that last bit of proof that it even happened
你害怕万一失去她 and I think you're afraid that if you lose her,
代表正式失去了一切 you've officially lost it all.
哇噢 Wow.
一个不会说复原这个词的人 For a guy who won't say the word "closure,"
此刻的话非常有悟道 that was a pretty profound observation.
-嗯 -该死的 庞奇 - Yeah. - Goddamn you, Ponch-y.
我现在累了 I'm tired now.
我希望你五年前就告诉我 I wish you would've told me this five years ago.
嗯 职业生涯的结束 Mmm, that is career-ending.
你知道糟糕在哪里吗 You know what sucks?
这是我们唯一的线索 却没有办法追踪这家伙 This is our only lead, and there's no way to track this guy.
没有牙科记录 他从来没留过指纹 There's no dental records. He's never been finger-printed.
噢 上帝 这是小里德 Oh, my God! This is Reed Junior!
-谁 -小里德 - Who? - Reed Junior!
我过去常常和他比赛 I used to compete against him.
-小里德？ -格里夫斯的表哥 - Reed Junior? - That's Grieves' cousin!
格里夫斯？ Grieves?
我在更衣室里蛋蛋碰的那家伙 The dude I touched dicks with in the locker room.
记得吗 他说的是他表哥 Remember? And he was talking about his cousin.
他全名是什么 What's his full name?
我不知道 比赛用名是小里德 I don't know. He competed as Reed Junior.
搜索 小里德 Type in "Reed Junior."
雷 伙计 那是雷的儿子 Ray Kurtz, dude! That's Ray's son!
-噢 天啊 -那是雷的儿子 - Oh, my God! - That's Ray's son!
不 我们走 我们赶紧走 No, we go! We leave.
我们去吗 好 We go? Okay.
该死 Holy shit!
慢点 Slow down.
琳德赛督察 Captain Lindel.
噢 天啊 Oh, my God.
你怎么这么久才来 What took you so long?
不 No!
-不 不是这个意思 -噢 - No, this is not what it's about. - Oh.
我想说的是头盔里的头 那是雷的儿子 I was gonna say the head in the helmet, that's Ray's son
布莱恩·格里夫斯是他的侄子 他在医院里 and Brian Grieves is his nephew, who's in the hospital.
我们需要派人尽快拘留他 And we need to send people over to get him in custody ASAP.
还有 我需要一把枪 Also, I need a gun,
我需要宣誓就职加州公路巡警 and I need to be sworn in as an officer of the California Highway Patrol.
但你是联邦调查局警官 But you're an FBI agent?
我知道 但我被开除了 I know, but I was fired. Your honesty
很大程度要归咎于你 was largely to blame for that.
对不起 我觉得有点寡廉鲜耻 I'm sorry. I was feeling a little abandoned.
我明白的 但你能帮我宣誓吗 I get it. But can you swear me in?
如果你性感的尖叫 我就宣誓 I'll swear you in if you sexy scream.
不 宣誓就好 No, just swear me in, please.
-拜托 -你知道誓言吗 - Please? - You know the oath?
到医院的时候 我们做所有的审问 好吗 When we get to the hospital, we do all the questioning, okay?
好的 Yeah. Okay.
来吧 你和你的搭档 "Come now, just you and your partner."
什么 What's that?
看看这个 Look at this.
你跟凯伦发短信吗 Are you sexting with Karen?
不 你个白痴 她被拷在电线杆上 No, you idiot! She's handcuffed to a pole.
她被扣为人质 She's being held hostage.
噢 天啊 Oh, my God.
好吧 居然有地图标记 她就在那里 Okay. He dropped a pin. That's where she's at.
就在街对面的魔鬼大碗 That's across the street from the Devil's Punchbowl.
我们得去骑摩托 We gotta take the bikes.
等等 我们先考虑一下 Wait! Let's just think about this.
为什么我们要冒着生命危险去救你的前妻 Why are we gonna risk our life to save your dirtbag ex-wife's?
她偷了你的房子 She stole your house.
你踢了我虚弱的膝盖 You kicked my weak knee,
说我老婆在和别人做爱 结果我还救了你的命 said my wife was fucking someone else, and I still saved your life.
救人一命胜造七级浮屠 庞奇 You save someone when you can, Ponch.
这是人事 That's what a person does,
特别是一个刚刚宣誓的警官 especially an officer of the law who just took the oath.
你都不能骑摩托 You can't even ride.
听着 我做过比这更伤人的后空翻 Listen, I've done back flips with worse injuries than this.
我们需要后援 We're gonna need backup.
显然 他这番全武行 全是因为里德 Clearly, he blames us for Reed.
我们不知道这个部门谁是内鬼 We don't know who in this department is in on this.
-我相信你 你相信我 -这是真理 - I trust you, and you trust me. - That's true.
我们就像杰斯和碧昂斯 不骑摩托就会死 We're like Jay-Z and Beyoncé. We're fucking ride or die.
妈的 Shit.
格里夫斯警官呢 Where's Officer Grieves?
他一小时前出院了 He was discharged an hour ago.
有人接他吗 Well, did someone pick him up?
一个警官 女的 超级漂亮 A police officer, female, super pretty.
飞机星期四下午3点起飞 Plane leaves at Thursday at 3:00 p.m.
范奈司机场 全球航空 out of Global Air in Van Nuys.
机舱里会有一周的供给量 There'll be a week's worth of provisions in the cabin.
我们等到你几时？ When should we expect you?
不必等 You should not.
好吧 和护士谈过了 All right, spoke with the nurse,
说他和一个超级漂亮的加州巡警警官一起离开了 says that he left with a super pretty CHP officer.
所以 肯定是琳德赛 So, it has to be Lindsey.
是的 Yeah.
她现在无线电无声 但GPS能追到她的车 She's radio silent right now, but GPS has her car
帕姆代尔以东12英里 我们上 伙计们 12 miles east of Palmdale. Let's do it, folks.
真他妈寒参 伙计 That is some cold shit, man,
骑着这个死人的摩托 riding the dead son's bike.
他绑架我妻子 我骑着他死去的儿子的摩托 You kidnap my wife, I ride your dead son's bike.
去他的 Fuck him.
那家伙怎么跟上我们的 How the fuck is that thing gaining on us?
他是个该死的魔法师 He's a fucking warlock, man!
妈的 Fuck!
哇噢 Whoa!
嘿 你在干什么 Hey, what are you doing?
我做不到 我不能留我叔叔一个人 I can't do it. I can't leave my uncle by himself.
他让我们躲在船舱里 他说的很清楚 He told us to hide out in the cabin. He was very clear.
你可以这么做 但你先让我下车 You're free to do that, all right, but you're dropping me off first.
魔鬼大碗 应该在右边 There's the Devil's Punchbowl. It's gotta be on the right.
这里 Here!
你在做什么 What are you doing?
寻找缝隙 Looking for a chink in the armor.
噢 太好了 Oh, bingo!
不 别碰那个 我不会跳跃 No, don't hit that! I can't jump!
你可以的 You can do it.
你不知道另一边有什么 You don't even know what's on the other side!
反正比这边好 I know it's better than what's on this side.
来吧 庞奇 你可以的 Come on, Ponch! You can do it!
快点 伙计 快上 Just do it, man! Just hit it!
全力以赴 快过来 Just full-throttle hit it! You gotta do it, just come over!
来吧 好吗 Come on over, okay?
你能做到的 You got this! You can make it!
我没能做到 I didn't make it!
伙计 你没事吧 Dude! You okay?
-该死的 -你没事吧 - Damn it! Fuck! - You okay?
这边 来吧 她在这里 This way. Come on, she's over here.
好了 我们到了 没事了 Okay, we're here. It's okay.
乔恩 谢天谢地 Jon! Oh, thank God!
我就知道你会来 谢天谢地 I knew you'd come. Oh, thank God.
我要你的枪 Oh, I need your gun.
见到你真高兴 I'm so happy to see you.
伙计 别婆婆妈妈了 我们走吧 Dude, enough with the gratitude, okay? Let's go!
我们走 Let's go.
进去 Get in!
啊 Ah!
-怎么了 -我的手指 - What? - Oh, my fingers!
-噢 天啊 -他打中了我的手指 - Oh, my God! - He shot my fingers off.
不是表面的 看 It's not superficial! Look!
没关系 可以重新接上的 It's okay. They can reattach them.
可以重新接的 没事的 They can reattach them! It's fine.
不 手指没了 伙计 No, they're gone, dude!
等等 看看能不能找到它们 Hold on. Let me see if I can see them.
好的 Okay.
我看到了 I see them.
去拿回来 Go get them.
好的 我去了 Okay, I'm going in.
该死的 Oh, shit! Damn it!
放在口袋里 给你 Here, put them in your pocket. There you go.
只有两个 There's only two of them!
-啊 -只有两个 - Huh? - There's only two!
两个就够了 You're gonna have to make do! Two is enough!
不 我要我的小指 No! I want my fucking pinky!
他们正朝我们冲来 快走 They're coming at us! Go, go, go!
快走 快走 Go, go, go!
乔恩 Ah! Jon!
起来 你这该死的老鼠 起来 Get up, you fucking rat! Get up!
以眼还眼 以牙还牙 Eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.
该死的脑袋 A fucking head for a head!
掩护我 Cover me!
那是我儿子 That was my son!
噢 对不起 Oh, I'm sorry.
起来 Get up!
你没事吧 Are you okay?
没事 拿着我的枪 Yeah. Take my gun.
不 你比我强多了 No. You're a better shot than me.
你叫我怎么开枪？ How am I supposed to do it?
像吉米·亨德里克斯吗？难道我用牙齿开枪？ 拿枪 Like Jimi Hendrix-style, with my fucking teeth? Take it!
像个男人 乔恩 Man up, Jon!
好吧 我来 Yeah, okay. I'll do it.
该死 Oh, shit.
什么 What?
天啊 乔恩 Jesus, Jon!
打他 乔恩 Just hit him, Jon!
你的目标是往右10度 你就瞄准左边10度 上 Okay, you're hitting 10° to the right. You gotta aim 10° to the left, okay? Go!
好的 Okay.
-你的目标是往左10度吗 -是的 但是 - Are you aimed 10° to the left? - Yeah, but...
开火 Fire!
Ah!
伙计 那是10度 Dude, that was 10°.
不 不是 那更像是20度 No, it wasn't! That was more like 20°.
你觉得他粉身碎骨了吗 Dude, you think he's in one piece?
加油 Come on!
趴下 Stay down!
手臂反过来 趴下 Give me your fucking arm! Stay down!
你有什么计划 门都没了 What's your plan? The doors are all shut.
我们要去的地方不需要门 Where we're going, we don't need doors.
这就是你之前撞到的那个坑吗 Is this the same hole you crashed into earlier?
我想是 I think it is.
小心 天啊 Watch out! Jesus!
他醒了 He's up!
该死的 God damn it.
快 快上 他跑了 Go, go, go! He's getting away!
把手放在后面 Put your hands behind your back.
噢 Oh!
现在 Now!
哇噢 好精彩的一幕 Whoa, whoa, whoa! You didn't see that coming.
热情 乐于助人 是不是？ Hot and helpful! See, it's not either or.
嘿 雷 手铐感觉如何 Hey, Ray. How do those cuffs feel?
再问问题啊 Repeat the question.
问啊 Go ahead!
你和这混蛋一伙的？ You're with this piece of shit?
闭嘴 Shut up!
让我直说吧 Let me get this straight.
你知道我杀了三个同事 You knew that I killed three of my co-workers,
你觉得杀了我儿子会没事？ but you thought it was okay to kill my son?
Uh-uh, uh-uh.
不 是你安置的钢丝绳 不是我们 No. Your beef's with the steel cable, not us.
我们只是在追他 We were just chasing him.
你哪里都不如里德 You weren't as good as Reed.
现在和我在一起的 应该是我儿子 My son should be here with me right now.
不是你 Not you.
不 No!
-哇噢 -什么 天啊 伙计 - Whoa! - What the... Oh, my God, dude!
噢 天啊 那是跳弹 Oh, my God. Dude, that's a ricochet.
哇噢 Whoa!
趴下 帅妹 Stay down, gorgeous asshole!
老兄 你的胳膊里的钛 像终结者的手臂 Dude, your arm is straight up titanium, like a Terminator's arm!
是啊 我告诉过你的 Yeah. I told you.
哇噢 你感觉到了吗 Oh, whoa. Do you feel this?
呃 是的 起码有两成功力 Uh, yeah, a little bit. Like a two out of ten.
-哇噢 -放开我 - Whoa. - Get off of me!
你感觉到了吗 You feel this?
-啊 -对不起 对不起 - Ah! Oh! - I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
天啊 别碰我的伤口 God, don't touch my nubs!
我不会的 扶我起来 I won't. Help me up.
来吧 Come on.
伙计 我们得找辆救护车 Dude, we gotta find an ambulance.
-什么 -噢 我们得去拿你的小指 - What? - Oh! We gotta get your pinky!
-噢 谢谢 -是的 就在这里 - Oh, duh! Thanks. - Yeah, it's over here.
停下 停下 停下 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop, stop, stop!
退后 你压到了庞奇的小指 Back up, you're on Ponch's pinky!
你脸上的表情 我很多年没见了 I saw a look on your face tonight I haven't seen in years,
自从你参赛之后 not since you competed.
我挺喜欢这差事的 做个警察 I can tell you really like this thing, being a cop.
是啊 也许比骑摩托还要喜欢 Yeah, I really do, maybe even more than riding.
你想我和你一起上救护车吗 Do you want me to ride in the ambulance with you?
不用 你是个混蛋 No, I'm good. You're kind of a dick.
我要和庞奇一起坐 I'm gonna ride with Ponch.
保重 凯伦 Take care, Karen.
嘿 你没事吧 Hey, you all right?
没事 你没事吧 你把她当疯子一样对付 Yeah, are you okay? You tackled her like crazy.
是的 我是致命野兽 Yeah, I'm fine. I'm a fucking beast.
嘿 你想和我们一起去兜风吗 Hey, do you wanna ride with us?
这得看你 你方便吗 It depends. Are you gonna put out?
是的 屁股 现金 毒草 我懂规矩 Yeah, ass, cash, or grass. I know the rules.
嘿 看起来真糟糕 Hey, that's looking really awful.
你要吗啡吗 You want some morphine?
那太好了 That'd be nice.
打扰一下 艾娃 Um, excuse me, Ava?
嗯 乔恩 Uh, yes, Jon?
我真的很抱歉 I'm really sorry
我没让你去医院接我回家 I didn't take that ride home with you from the hospital.
愚蠢的决定 That was just a very stupid decision.
嗯 Hmm.
对不起我说了你妻子的话 I'm sorry I said mean things about your wife.
即使她是一坨屎 也不应该说的 Even if she is a piece of shit, it's just not nice.
-没关系 -谢谢 - It's okay. - Thank you.
你看起来有点喘不过气来 You look a little short of breath.
你需要心肺复苏吗 Do you need some CPR?
-太糟了 真的很糟糕 -是吗 - So bad. Really bad. - Yeah?
Oh, oof.
Aye.
我为这家伙感到骄傲 I'm so proud of this guy.
上 乔恩 上 - Get it, Jon. Get it. - Oof.
Oh...
我们也要好好的 We should be good though.
是的 谦谦君子 Yeah. Be classy.
向来都君子 Always classy.
-让他们干他们的 -嗯 - Let them do their thing. - Yeah.
-嘿 庞奇 -嗯 - Hey, um... Hey, Ponch? - Mm-hmm?
你能用西班牙语说吗 免得我听懂 Could you maybe speak in Spanish, so I don't understand what you're saying?
-没问题 -谢谢 老大 - No problem. - Thanks, boss.
这家伙怎么搞到这个靓女的
不知道 他连屁眼都不会舔
我告诉他 现在流行舔屁眼
我懂西班牙语 驴子们 I speak Spanish, pervs.
两个月后
是 先生 Yes, sir?
嘿 你想怎么回迈阿密 Hey, how'd you like to come back to Miami?
我想把你的工作还给你 I wanna give you your job back.
我很感激 但我真的很喜欢这里 Yeah, I appreciate that, but I actually love it out here.
California love
California knows how to party
California
Knows how to party
In the city of LA
In the city of good ol' Watts
In the city, the city of Compton
Keep it rocking
Now let me welcome everybody to the wild, wild west
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